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Re: Clean joke thread. [Re: run] #6835013 04/08/20 08:52 PM 04/08/20 08:52 PM
Joined: Apr 2017 Posts: 2,569 TN/OH R RM trapper trapper
RM trapper trapper R Joined: Apr 2017 Posts: 2,569 TN/OH	My 7 yr old son just ask me this.... He said " hey dad, have you saw the movie constipation" and I just chuckled and said "no" and he says "well that's because it hasn't came out yet". Not sure where he heard it. Lol

Re: Clean joke thread. [Re: RM trapper] #6835061 04/08/20 09:30 PM 04/08/20 09:30 PM
Joined: Nov 2010 Posts: 786 Indiana D DanN trapper
DanN trapper D Joined: Nov 2010 Posts: 786 Indiana	Originally Posted by RM trapper My 7 yr old son just ask me this.... He said " hey dad, have you saw the movie constipation" and I just chuckled and said "no" and he says "well that's because it hasn't came out yet". Not sure where he heard it. Lol That's probably the best one yet

Re: Clean joke thread. [Re: run] #6835063 04/08/20 09:31 PM 04/08/20 09:31 PM
Joined: Apr 2017 Posts: 2,569 TN/OH R RM trapper trapper
RM trapper trapper R Joined: Apr 2017 Posts: 2,569 TN/OH	Yea Dan I got a kick out of it, especially coming from my 7yr old

Re: Clean joke thread. [Re: l1ranger] #6835076 04/08/20 09:35 PM 04/08/20 09:35 PM
Joined: Dec 2013 Posts: 14,871 Greene County,Virginia R run OP trapper
run OP trapper R Joined: Dec 2013 Posts: 14,871 Greene County,Virginia	Originally Posted by l1ranger A duck walks into a convenience store and asks the clerk, “Do you have any grapes?” The clerk says no, and the duck leaves. The next day, the duck returns and asks, “Do you have any grapes?” The clerk again says no, and the duck leaves. The next day, the duck returns and asks, “Do you have any grapes?” The clerk again says no, and the duck leaves. The next day, the duck returns and asks, “Do you have any grapes?” The clerk again says no, and the duck leaves. The next day, the duck returns and asks, “Do you have any grapes?” The clerk again says no, and the duck leaves. The next day, the duck returns and asks, “Do you have any grapes?” The clerk again says no, and the duck leaves. The day after that, the duck walks into the store and asks, “Do you have any grapes?” The clerk screams at the duck, “You’ve come in here the past week asking for grapes. I told you every time, no, we don’t have any grapes! I swear, if you come back in here again and ask for grapes, I’ll nail your webbed feet to the floor!” The duck left and returned the next day. This time he asked, “Do you have any nails?” The clerk replied, “No,” and the duck said, “Good. Got any grapes?” There's a song that goes with this one. wanna be goat farmer.

Re: Clean joke thread. [Re: run] #6835098 04/08/20 09:53 PM 04/08/20 09:53 PM
Joined: Jan 2020 Posts: 719 Oklahoma We-Sa trapper
We-Sa trapper Joined: Jan 2020 Posts: 719 Oklahoma	What does Christmas and a cat on the beach have in common? The both have sandy claws... “I don't know, Chief, if he's very smart or very dumb.” Capt. Quint

Re: Clean joke thread. [Re: run] #6835189 04/08/20 11:49 PM 04/08/20 11:49 PM
Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 20,337 The Hill Country of Texas Leftlane "HOSS"
Leftlane "HOSS" Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 20,337 The Hill Country of Texas	Why don't cowgirls wear pony tails? Because cowgirls know what is under a pony's tail “What’s good for me may not be good for the weak minded.” Captain Gus McCrae- Texas Rangers

Re: Clean joke thread. [Re: run] #6835191 04/08/20 11:52 PM 04/08/20 11:52 PM
Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 20,337 The Hill Country of Texas Leftlane "HOSS"
Leftlane "HOSS" Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 20,337 The Hill Country of Texas	I college kid asks a checker where the condoms are and is told they are behind the counter. The checker grabs a pack and says do you need a bag with those and the kid says "No, she isn't that ugly at all. “What’s good for me may not be good for the weak minded.” Captain Gus McCrae- Texas Rangers

Re: Clean joke thread. [Re: run] #6835397 04/09/20 09:07 AM 04/09/20 09:07 AM
Joined: Feb 2014 Posts: 7,978 On Georgian Bay, Ontario Canad... H Hutchy trapper
Hutchy trapper H Joined: Feb 2014 Posts: 7,978 On Georgian Bay, Ontario Canad...	A baby seal walks into a bar and says "i'll have anything but a Canadian Club"

Re: Clean joke thread. [Re: run] #6835420 04/09/20 09:31 AM 04/09/20 09:31 AM
Joined: May 2009 Posts: 3,011 ohio T tomahawker trapper
tomahawker trapper T Joined: May 2009 Posts: 3,011 ohio	What’s the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo? One is heavy and the other a little lighter. www.tomahawkoutdoors.com

Re: Clean joke thread. [Re: run] #6835430 04/09/20 09:38 AM 04/09/20 09:38 AM
Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 15,753 MN, Land of 10,000 Lakes T Trapper7 trapper
Trapper7 trapper T Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 15,753 MN, Land of 10,000 Lakes	A fat lady walks into a bar with a duck under her arm. The bartenders asks, "Where'd ya git the pig?" The lady says, "Are you blind? It's a duck!" The bartender says, "I was talking to the duck!" The difference between animals and humans is that animals would never let the dumbest ones lead the pack.

Re: Clean joke thread. [Re: run] #6835466 04/09/20 10:03 AM 04/09/20 10:03 AM
Joined: Feb 2014 Posts: 7,978 On Georgian Bay, Ontario Canad... H Hutchy trapper
Hutchy trapper H Joined: Feb 2014 Posts: 7,978 On Georgian Bay, Ontario Canad...	A man was sitting drinking in a bar. A very large woman moseys up to him and asks "hey honey, can I get your number?" The man asks "do you have a pen?" The woman replies 'sure do!" The man says "good, you'd better get back in it before the farmer notices you're missing"

Re: Clean joke thread. [Re: run] #6835515 04/09/20 10:39 AM 04/09/20 10:39 AM
Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 5,571 La Crosse, WI Macthediver trapper
Macthediver trapper Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 5,571 La Crosse, WI	You know why you never see a constipated mathematician? Because they know how to work out their problems with a pencil.. Mac "Never Forget Which Way Is Up"

Re: Clean joke thread. [Re: run] #6835669 04/09/20 12:45 PM 04/09/20 12:45 PM
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Northof50 trapper N Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 8,228 Manitoba

Re: Clean joke thread. [Re: Hutchy] #6835678 04/09/20 12:51 PM 04/09/20 12:51 PM
Joined: May 2009 Posts: 15,728 Champaign County, Ohio. K KeithC trapper
KeithC trapper K Joined: May 2009 Posts: 15,728 Champaign County, Ohio.	Originally Posted by Hutchy A baby seal walks into a bar and says "i'll have anything but a Canadian Club" I'll fix the joke. A suicidal, baby seal walks into a bar and says, I'll have a Canadian Club." Keith

Re: Clean joke thread. [Re: KeithC] #6835717 04/09/20 01:32 PM 04/09/20 01:32 PM
Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 6,003 Rock Springs, WI Z Zim trapper
Zim trapper Z Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 6,003 Rock Springs, WI	A giraffe walks into a bar and says howdy boys, the high balls are on me. Zim

Re: Clean joke thread. [Re: run] #6835718 04/09/20 01:34 PM 04/09/20 01:34 PM
Joined: May 2010 Posts: 28,978 potter co. p.a. P pcr2 "Twerker"
pcr2 "Twerker" P Joined: May 2010 Posts: 28,978 potter co. p.a.	Race to the Outhouse by Willie Makit and Betty Dont.

Re: Clean joke thread. [Re: run] #6835776 04/09/20 02:09 PM 04/09/20 02:09 PM
Joined: Oct 2008 Posts: 538 s.e. mn T timbremn trapper
timbremn trapper T Joined: Oct 2008 Posts: 538 s.e. mn	A skeleton walks into a bar and says: "Give me a beer and a mop."

Re: Clean joke thread. [Re: run] #6835850 04/09/20 02:54 PM 04/09/20 02:54 PM
Joined: Nov 2015 Posts: 16,951 OH Catch22 trapper
Catch22 trapper Joined: Nov 2015 Posts: 16,951 OH	A man walks into a bar and sees a friend sitting beside a twelve inch pianist. He says to his friend, that's amazing, where did he come from? The friend pulls out an old lamp and tells him the Genie inside will grant him one wish. The man rubs the bottle, and to his amazement, a puff of purple smoke spews out and takes the shape of a Genie. In a booming voice the Genie tells the man he has but one wish. The man thinks for a bit and says, I wish I had a million bucks. All of a sudden the bar is filled with a million ducks, bursting from the doors and windows. What just happened, he ask his friend. His friend replies, I know, did you really think I wished for a twelve inch pianist. I wonder if tap dancers walk into a room, look at the floor, and think, I'd tap that. I wonder about things.....

Re: Clean joke thread. [Re: pcr2] #6835980 04/09/20 04:56 PM 04/09/20 04:56 PM
Joined: Jan 2014 Posts: 1,144 AK bfisch trapper
bfisch trapper Joined: Jan 2014 Posts: 1,144 AK	Originally Posted by pcr2 Race to the Outhouse by Willie Makit and Betty Dont. Illustrated by Doris Lokt

Re: Clean joke thread. [Re: run] #6836058 04/09/20 06:11 PM 04/09/20 06:11 PM
Joined: Mar 2010 Posts: 2,960 South Dakota H Hydropillar trapper
Hydropillar trapper H Joined: Mar 2010 Posts: 2,960 South Dakota	ruptured chinese by One Hung low The only place you find free cheese is in a mousetrap !

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