Eat a full sized turkey platter of worms or drink a quart jar of full of skunk essence

That is very difficult

But why??

I don’t know

You must choose

Worms

Yah because you could deep fry them they would taste 100x better!

Yep

We need another music thread

Would you rather eat Opossum hair or Toenails

Toenails I could grind them up into powder and put in on something that tastes goos

This is why I take smarties

Quit with the smarties!! You’re better than that!

Am I tho? Lol
Also this coming from lil sweet?

Lil sweet???

Yeah you're a dr pepper addict r u not?

Oh yeah I miss understood what you said

Curdous, you should take dummies to counteract the smarties

Oh I see. Yeah I was referring to the guy "lil sweet" from the doctor pepper ads. Yano "its the sweet one" but I see how that could have been taken wrong lol

Lol

Yeah I took that a little wrongXD but ya know.... it’s the sweet one

what are dummies? You mean like take a couple dummies and bash em together till they faces are forgotten and disfigured then bury their heads in the sand with their nostrils covered, dig them a grave, kick all of they're ribs in till they stark and they rave, build em a coffin outta they failures in life, lay them to rest but spit in they face and stomp on their grave and finally make sure they're to blame?

Buddy chill! Drink a dr. Pepper! If you need to talk I’m here but letting the anger build up inside is not good! Let it go Elsa

I'm good, just trying to figure out what reaper wanted me to do with them dummies

I wish when you bought your trapping licenses and stuff you got an idiot tag

I mean deer tag turkey tag and a idiot tag what more could a man eabt

I wish they did that then I won’t go to jail when the cops find out

About what?

You wanna tell us something?

Remember Cole?

Who’s that?? (We don’t talk about him it brings out the reaper!!!!!)

Right

Done too late for that

*sirens going off* red alert red alert take cover

*angry turtle noises* it is too late! You will feel the reaper wrath!

*hears a loud scream in Kentucky* dearly beloved we are gathered here to mourn the loss of moony..

*plays “Jump” on melodica at the funeral*

The only song that should be played on the melodica is the office theme song! Because it was

I can play that!!

You have a melodica?!?

Yeah I do

It’s awesome

Thats pretty cool! BTW at Mooneys funeral *panic at the disco chimes in*
"Haven't you people ever heard of.....woops sorry wrong church"

No but if I die I want curdous to say a few words

I'll make this a funeral no one will forget!!

Oh man this’ll be great

Mooneys funeral will be so great even Mooney himself will want to attend!

I might just join yall

Celebrating my own death

It’ll be so great cole will come from the grave to attend

Yeah we'll put a big bowl of candy on your chest and if a kid tries to take two you can REACH OUT AND GRAB HIM!

Dude we just need a haunted house and I’ll do that

That would be amazing XD

I know!

Curdous are you gonna be in KY in November?

Play this at my funeral

Dang you're username is literally Kentucky trapper 2005 I never noticed that before.
Yeah we could get a dead musician to play for it.
Reaper I think it'd be awkward if Cole showed up don't you?

probably not, is that your death month?

I’ll bring the piano and play it

No just asking

Yeah! Then I can kill him again!!

I want you to bring the melodica

You have a problem

The walking dead at a funeral. Then another funeral for a guy who’s already dead

Yeah his name is cole

Her name is reaper! Btw where’s robin?

Robin is camping out of town

u know I think reaper might like this guy cole, I mean she brings him up alot and is bringing him to moonys funeral....

I know. Dearly beloved we are gathered here to day to celebrate the life of Cole one of my favorite memories of Cole was when he died the first time and now at his second funeral I’m ecstatic

thats comedic gold!!

Woah you’re right!

right? Like she's always thinking about him!

10-4 smoky bandit out

Reaper and Cole sitting in a tree...

just think a funeral and a wedding, a celebration of life (funeral) and grieving for lost lives (wedding)

Whoa now I don’t “like” anybody lol you guys brought him up and now I’m remembering how relaxing it was to dig that hole and then cover it up again..

there's nothing relaxing about digging a 6ft hole
And no you don't "like" you "love"

Yeah it’s gonna be one heck of a day

He ain’t that special I’d dig him a 4ft hole

R.I.P curdous may your memory live in in our hearts forever. Say hi to cole on the other side bud

Moony and curdous falling out of a tree...

You can't kill me! I was never alive

At least you didn’t say hanging in a tree...

Good thing you broke our fall

Don't give her ideas

Yeah he was born and died on the same day so he’s full alive and full dead but mostly dead

I thought about it but then I remembered that little kids read this

at least on the inside

Soon to be on the outside

Go ahead! You'll miss me, you'll see!

Whatever you need to tell yourself

Curdous why are we abused? We offer our friendship and it gets spat back in our faces!

Besides I have to speak at moonys funeral and reapers and coles wedding

right? Its called life

I’m sorry, I’m not all for this topic lol

I have to at least see the wedding before I die if not the nasty divorce

Let’s change it

Thank you

If you could go to any foreign county what would it be

I wonder who gets the dog?

your welcome it was totally my idea

Um I get the dog

k good.

I would go to Russia and then Ireland

Narnia

Shut up reaper really is done bro

That is awesome. Take me with you! I must see Aslan!!

I’d go to Germany and scottland

If you could be a fruit, what would you be?

Sure, but we're splitting the cost of the wardrobe

I guess I could do that lol

fruit are eaten alive so....

Oh yeah C.S. Lewis was a devout Christian and the stuff he writes about can be compared to certain parts of the bible

Yup! I love his books

I have a wardrobe...