There was a cat
Long ago there was a cat
Who swallowed a ball of yarn;
And when the cat had kittens,
They all had a sweater on.

Dang that cats stomach is more talented then I am!

XD

Did you hear the joke about the jump rope?

Nope but I’m scared to ask

Ah we’ll skip it

Moony you’ve gone full dad on Trapperman. First it’s watching the classic dad shows and now the dad jokes

I tried to get a reservation at the library the other day but they were fully booked

Moony?? Is there something you want to tell us??......

Uh um... what do you mean?

You know what he means. Curdous I bet he isn’t even 15

Never too young for adoption, I mean he could have adopted a goat or a dog as his legal child ya never know.

I’m 15 I tell ya what! Goshdangit curdous you know this! And yes I did adopt a three year old billy goat

I knew it!! Curdous... it’s too late... we’ve lost him

The dad side has already consumed him

Shoot, I've not finished my speech for his funeral. Reaper I think its best if you just put him outta his misery.
And moony watch your language! Your kids will follow your example and you don't really want them running around swearing

did I know that? If your 15 you shouldn't have to tell people it should be pretty obvious

You daggum flippityflapper the 2005 in my name is proof

No, you could have put any year you want. 08, 2010,1975,1776...etc

Fine whatever

You’re creating a hostile environment! I can’t be here anymore! Being a gen z I’m sensitive all I want to do is play my video game and drink Starbucks leave me alone before I use my pepper spray!! XD

You know, I was hoping this wouldn’t happen... at least not this soon
Good thing I have prepared my song on melodica for your funeral. Don’t worry we’ll put the Fun in your funeral

Get better problems i swear that yall want em, its so dumb"
I'm not creating a hostile environment, I am the the hostile environment

I can’t imagine what his kids feel. With Their father being a coffeeholic

I hate coffee. I’m a Dr. pepperholic

Your addiction doesn't just hurt you, it hurts those around you too

You’re addicted to caffeine

And sugar

Y’all like to point out my flaws I don’t talk about reapers dark chocolate and lemon water addiction nor do I talk about curdous being addicted to smarties and bottle calves

You could point out my additions if I had them, i honestly haven't had a smarties in years, if you remember I said I'd been clean for 5 years and you were the one who said it was smarties I'd been a addicted to so I went with it. And I strongly dislike bottle calves!

Ah yes denial this only proves that you are a strong addict

"IM only at it again, as additict with a pen whose additicted to the wind as it blows me back and forth, the spinless pretend. Of course I'll be here again see you tomorrow but its the end of today and of my ways as a walking denial my trial was final as a crazy suicidal head case."

That’s deep

I'm 17 I guess i'm just getting old

Most people live 80, so not yet your not!

Good lol

there was a cat
the cat was flat
it wasn't dead so it got shot in the head
and the cat went splat