Hold up, you do realize it wasn't a actually rib but rather the female personality and reproduction organs that God took out of adam, you did know that? Anyway, I'm sorry to say I'm gonna do what you couldn't moony. Besides Ive been alone this long whats 80 more yrs?

You’re also going to have a horse named Bubba and he is too dumb to walk in a straight line

I'm gonna die

I'm gonna die

I’m working on one right now I’m about there I am just grow it out and have a mullet.... then get an El Camino and a bird dog and have 8 kids.

A friend of mine rebuilt an El Camino

Welcome to redneck station

That horse and mullet are gonna get you first

I thought you hated mullets

Sweet! It’s a car with a freaking truck bed! How cool!

Yah moony what’s up with that??

Yeah it’s literally the mullet of cars

If I get an El Camino then I have to have a mullet is basically in the redneck Ten Commandments. But I really don’t like them and I’ll show you why.

If I get a mullet I am automatically lumped in with these idiots

Okay well thats incredibly stupid

Yeah rednecks and bud light is a bad combo because they always have too many and do stupid stuff. I could tell quite a few stories just involving horse sales. And it’s not just rednecks have you ever seen a drunk Amish?

Have you ever seen me drunk? Its not pretty. And anyway bud light is just water

What now?

I mean like bro you shouldn’t know that. You’re 15 last time I checked. Don’t get drunk it’s stupid. When you get drunk you drink beer out of a deer carcass

If I ever hear of you getting drunk again imma fly out to Wisconsin beat a mud hole in your hind end and stop it dry!