Pope was visiting the USA
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11/09/20 11:28 PM
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rags57078
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While the pope was visiting the USA, he told the driver of his limo that he has the sudden urge to drive. The driver was a good Catholic man, and would not ever dream of questioning the pope's authority. So the pope sat at the wheel, while his driver got in the back.
They were traveling down the road doing between 70 and 80 mph, when a policeman happened to see them. As he pulled them over, he called in to headquarters reporting a speeding limo, with a VIP inside it.
The chief asked: "Who is in the limo, the mayor?"
The policeman told him: "No, someone more important than the mayor."
Then the chief asked "Is it the governor?"
The policeman answered: "No, someone more important than the governor."
The chief finally asked: "Is it the President?"
The policeman answered: "No, someone even more important than the President."
This made the chief very angry and he bellowed: "Now who is more important than the President?!"
The policeman calmly wispered: "I'll put it to you this way chief. I don't know who is this guy, but he has the pope as his chauffeur."
Off in my own world
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Re: Pope was visiting the USA
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11/10/20 02:13 AM
11/10/20 02:13 AM
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Good one!!! I believe that's an old Gorbachev joke told by Ronald Reagan. Wait rags?!?!? No!?! Lol
Still made me laugh
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Re: Pope was visiting the USA
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11/10/20 06:39 AM
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Laughed out loud at that one!
Last edited by trapdog1; 11/10/20 06:40 AM.
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Re: Pope was visiting the USA
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11/11/20 12:46 AM
11/11/20 12:46 AM
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Newark, Ohio 83 years
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Good one Rags ... you seldom disappoint us with your jokes.
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