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It is so cold that / It is colder than... #7181722
02/14/21 10:36 AM
02/14/21 10:36 AM
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The Hill Country of Texas
Leftlane Offline OP
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It is so cold I saw a Democrat put his hands into his own pockets.

It's colder than a will diggers (This word is unacceptable on Trapperman).

Who can top those? cool


“What’s good for me may not be good for the weak minded.”
Captain Gus McCrae- Texas Rangers


Re: It is so cold that / It is colder than... [Re: Leftlane] #7181726
02/14/21 10:38 AM
02/14/21 10:38 AM
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Northern Wisconsin,Rhinelander
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Northern Wisconsin,Rhinelander
It's so cold outside I just farted snowflakes!

Chris


>>In God we trust<<
Re: It is so cold that / It is colder than... [Re: Leftlane] #7181730
02/14/21 10:42 AM
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49th State
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It is colder than the hinges of (This word is unacceptable on Trapperman) outside.

Re: It is so cold that / It is colder than... [Re: Leftlane] #7181733
02/14/21 10:44 AM
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colder than a witches breast


Life ain't supposed to be easy.
Re: It is so cold that / It is colder than... [Re: Leftlane] #7181734
02/14/21 10:45 AM
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coldern the balls on a brass monkey.


Life ain't supposed to be easy.
Re: It is so cold that / It is colder than... [Re: Leftlane] #7181736
02/14/21 10:46 AM
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Northern Wisconsin,Rhinelander
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Chris


>>In God we trust<<
Re: It is so cold that / It is colder than... [Re: Leftlane] #7181737
02/14/21 10:46 AM
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coldern a well digger's arse in the Klondike.


Life ain't supposed to be easy.
Re: It is so cold that / It is colder than... [Re: Leftlane] #7181740
02/14/21 10:49 AM
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Northern Wisconsin,Rhinelander
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Chris


>>In God we trust<<
Re: It is so cold that / It is colder than... [Re: Leftlane] #7181757
02/14/21 11:04 AM
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The Hill Country of Texas
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Haha good ones


“What’s good for me may not be good for the weak minded.”
Captain Gus McCrae- Texas Rangers


Re: It is so cold that / It is colder than... [Re: Leftlane] #7181760
02/14/21 11:08 AM
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Coldern the hubs of he**


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Re: It is so cold that / It is colder than... [Re: Leftlane] #7181761
02/14/21 11:08 AM
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Eau Claire Wi
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So cold I saw a squirrel with his nuts frozen to the ground.


Life sure is tough when you don't learn from the mistakes of others.
Re: It is so cold that / It is colder than... [Re: Leftlane] #7181762
02/14/21 11:10 AM
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Re: It is so cold that / It is colder than... [Re: Leftlane] #7181772
02/14/21 11:21 AM
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Wisconsin
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It’s so cold, milk cows gave icicles

Re: It is so cold that / It is colder than... [Re: Leftlane] #7181778
02/14/21 11:28 AM
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Last edited by cotton; 02/14/21 12:35 PM.

Real name Eric
The sharpest hammer in the box of crayons.

Re: It is so cold that / It is colder than... [Re: Leftlane] #7181779
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colder than a penguin turd.


Real name Eric
The sharpest hammer in the box of crayons.

Re: It is so cold that / It is colder than... [Re: Leftlane] #7181795
02/14/21 11:40 AM
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Idaho
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Idaho
Cold enough to freeze the balls off a pool table



Re: It is so cold that / It is colder than... [Re: Leftlane] #7181809
02/14/21 11:55 AM
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Colder than the wife's side of the bed. grin


I BELIEVE IN MY GOD, MY COUNTRY AND IN MYSELF.
Re: It is so cold that / It is colder than... [Re: Gary Benson] #7181820
02/14/21 12:06 PM
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Tennessee
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Originally Posted by Gary Benson
coldern the balls on a brass monkey.


The term is , " It's cold enough to freeze the nuts of a brass monkey". Its a naval term. The little 2 and 3 pound guns used as stern and bow chasers on vessels of the line used round balls that were called nuts and they were stored on deck next to the gun in a brass triangle called monkey .. when it got really cold, the brass would contract and the nuts that were stacked in that triangle like a pyramid would fall off.

I know, I am full of useless information

Last edited by Scuba1; 02/14/21 12:07 PM.

Let's go Brandon

"Shall not comply" with morons who don't understand "shall not infringe."
Re: It is so cold that / It is colder than... [Re: Finster] #7181823
02/14/21 12:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Finster
Colder than the wife's side of the bed. grin


Thats as close to absolute zero as one can get in this universe.


Let's go Brandon

"Shall not comply" with morons who don't understand "shall not infringe."
Re: It is so cold that / It is colder than... [Re: Scuba1] #7181829
02/14/21 12:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Scuba1
Originally Posted by Finster
Colder than the wife's side of the bed. grin

Thats as close to absolute zero as one can get in this universe.


I was told a "good" wife will warm her feet up on her husband- either one of you that "lucky"?


“What’s good for me may not be good for the weak minded.”
Captain Gus McCrae- Texas Rangers


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