"I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so
I sat down and had a cold beer.
The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.
My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing,
and I said, "Nothing."
The reason I said "nothing" instead of saying "just thinking" is because she then would have asked, "About what?"
At that point I would have had to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics, which would lead to other questions.
Finally I pondered an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?
Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts, but how could they know?
Well, after another beer, and some more heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with an answer to that question.
Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby, and even though I obviously couldn't really know, here is the reason for my conclusion:
A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."
But you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."
I rest my case.
Time for another beer. Then maybe a nap."


Chris

Hahahahaha!

Man logic.

Add another point to your man card......lol

My wife says it's not a fair comparison because you don't get anything for getting kicked in the sack.

I agree with you, Hogdatrapper.

All that deep thinking will wear a guy out. Definitely time for a nap.

How many guys get kidney stones and don’t change up their diet? I think they kinda like the way it feels.

what did you have to shovel the yard first then mow last years grass?

I think it's more of an intensity vs duration comparison. A kick in the nads might hurt more, but it doesn't hurt for 8 hours like our first kid's birth.

Some deep thinking


WS

. And here I thought it was another what came first the chicken or the egg question...lol

Nope! Still a foot of snow in the yard. I was reminiscing!

Chris

Yup.Im using that one SOON.

Abolute logic

I have got to enlighten my wife about this logic. Hopefully I won’t get kicked in the nuts

Another age old question:

If a man is out in the woods all alone, by himself, with no woman is around to hear him and he says something ---
Is he still wrong?

I asked my wife..... She said YES!!!!

If his new handle is Tick well then, Yup!!