One of my goals in life is to fish the tanks at bass pro.

There are two ways to pull this off.
1) Walk into the store wearing a wet suit and carry a step ladder. (You can walk into the vault at the bank just by carrying a step ladder. People think that a guy with a step ladder has work to do and carry on with their lives.) If anyone questions you, just tell them, "Bill called in sick. I'm from the St Louis store."
2) You will need an accomplice to create a diversion. Have him scream at the top of his lungs, "I was told by the manager that you indeed make keys here and I am not leaving until I get them made!"

Yes please.