If you marry an Iowa girl:
The first man married a woman from Italy. He Told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.
The second man married a woman from Poland. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn’t see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day he saw his house was clean, the dishes done and there was a huge dinner on the table.
The third man married a girl from Iowa. He ordered her to keep the house clean, dishes washed, the lawn mowed, the laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal.
He said the first day he didn’t see anything, the second day he didn’t see anything, but by the third day some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher.

Sounds like there must be a bunch of old maids in Iowa then, lol.

This is more true than most might realize im afraid.

I can't get mine to skin and put up coon, but otherwise she's alright.

If I were looking to marry a girl from Iowa, I would not care if she could cook or clean house. She would have to be hot and her Father would have to own a farm with great deer habitat.

I was living in north ia married a mn cheer leader had to devorse her,kept grazing of the garden.

Yep my girl is from MN and she won't skin critters either.