Microwaved

Were you trying for the final unknown answer on family feud? My oh my

No, my Uncle who just died worked at Hillside Cemetery as a grave digger and crematorium worker. He always called it that. So I told them that when his body was reased to me and on to them.

His ashes are here

Uncovered spaghetti sauce makes enough of a mess.

Boom.....

Not just defrosted either

Don't much matter to me... Told the wife if she can figure out how to make money off my body instead of spending it... So be it.

Viking funeral pyre would be neat. Last I knew though the only place that's still legal is in Virginia.

Mike

Now that’s interesting

I want my kids to mix some of my ashes with FFG and shoot a deer with it.

My mother in law passed last fall and she was ok with being cremated. She made all the arrangements before she had left us. Everything went almost to fast with cremation. But here it was half the price of a old fashion funeral. I think that is the way my family can do with me when the time comes. But I have a favorite place they can put me when it is over.

A few years ago I was the executor of a cousin’s estate. She never married. Her long ago deceased dad had purchased ten grave sites. Only four were used. A relative wished to be buried there so that left five sites. One young heir who lived out of state was a real thorn in my side. She expected to inherit something but got very little. No heir wanted the five grave sites and I needed to settle the estate. I gave the problem child the five plots. Doubt she has been able to sell them and I know she didn’t want them.

I have two plots in a family spot for the wife and me. We have decided to avoid the burial expenses and just be cremated instead. Our kids are OK with our choices.

I always kind of hoped they’d never find me.

My mother died on January 9th of this year and we had a very nice funeral to show our respect.
She had money set aside to bury her and a plot paid for. A headstone that we had to get her dates wrote on
Many friends and family showed up to pay there respects> this was what she wanted.
I can tell you the cost was just short of 15,000 . It was nice to see old friends and family again.

Either way you choose, let the family say goodbye!

I and my wife will be cremated and put in the same container. I have had our grave site since 1974 with my son who died of cancer. My x-wife was asked if she would be willing to sell her share of the head stone and grave site. She said she was not ready to sell and then later asked if I want to sell out. I said it is my last name on the head stone and not her new name. So all I need to do is put a brass plate on her name and put my current wife's name over the top or have her name sand blasted out and new name or sand blast both names and start a new way of doing it. Now if she and her husband wanna also be buried at this site it it fine with my current wife and me. We have two remaining spots that can have two per spot. Now again the rules might have changed as to who or how many per grave. Any thoughts Mark!

I told my wife to put my urn on the headboard…and think of me when it rattles.

I donated my body to science , either a body farm or medical college , from what they said .
When they're done with my body , they will cremate it, and give the ashes to my children .
I asked to have the ashes buried while planting a tree on top of them .
If I had my way , I would just disappear in the biggest forest I could find and just return to the earth naturally .

My wife had a traditional burial, I'll be right next to her...

I'm in such tough shape , I donated my body to science fiction

Cremated and the ashes dumped into favorite fishing spots. Then a stone at the cemetery with my parents.

Cremated
Maybe mixed in with some lead so my family can pour me into jig heads and take me fishing.