Heck just pointed out all those cookies and sweets she always bakes is not helping her get back into shape. Whole family had been suffering from my mistake all day.

Apparently spent an embarrassing amount of money on clothing.

Can't be trapping or hunting related because I see no traps or camo in that pile.
I would guess he lost his job or maxed out the credit card.

"Honey, my mother is coming to live with us"

Raided an entire St Vincent De Paul donation box at Christmas to get "new" clothes for the entire family, after buying a new boat and all the gear for himself and putting a card on it from his wife and kids.

Keith

Degreased some new traps in the dishwasher.

Sheared all of the luggage off of the top of the station wagon when putting in the garage upon returning from vacationing at Wally World.

Must have bought a new toolbox.

He forgot her birthday & told her to calm down

I take it ,she didnt

So next year - "Babe you look a little older today." = the same result...

I guess not

A funny Thread Adam!!!

I'd be finding a new one if that how she reacted over a birthday.

Yes I see the shoes but………..

How about he didn’t do anything…… she finally bought more clothes than the closets could handle and they finally puked what the house couldn’t hold

Thanks

Ah, she probably should have done it long ago... if those are all his clothes, he seems wayyyy too high maintenance. Probably a liberal.

Maybe that's what happened. Maybe she answered the phone and it was someone thanking him for his generous contribution to AOC or Nancy.

Used the washing machine to clean coyote pelts. This was nearly the scene at my home when I broke that news to my wife 30 years ago. I was in deep do do. Had to buy a new washing machine.

I can tell you what comes close…waxing traps on the wife’s fancy, at the time, stove.