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Funny comment #7586340
05/18/22 05:55 PM 05/18/22 05:55 PM
Joined: Feb 2007
Posts: 5,436
New York border
Cragar Offline OP
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I just read this comment online that came after an article.

Just worth a couple laughs , had to share it. Enjoy grin



"I recently asked my friends' little girl what she wanted to be
when she grows up. She said she wanted to be President some day. Both of
her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, If you were President what would be the first thing you would do?
She replied, I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people.
Her parents beamed with pride.


Wow...what a worthy goal. I told her, But you don't have to
wait until you're President to do that. You can come over to my house and mow the lawn, pull weeds, and sweep my yard, and I'll pay you $50. Then I'll take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward food and a new house.


She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me
straight in the eye and asked, Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50?

I said, Welcome to the Republican Party.
Her parents still aren't speaking to me."

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Re: Funny comment [Re: Cragar] #7586346
05/18/22 06:01 PM 05/18/22 06:01 PM
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LOL

Off in my own world

Fish on !!!!!!!



47 years in this game of trapping
Re: Funny comment [Re: Cragar] #7586347
05/18/22 06:05 PM 05/18/22 06:05 PM
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Posts: 13,116
Central Pennsylvania
Nittany Lion Offline
Don't call me Mister, Mister
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Isn't that the truth?

I got myself a seniors' GPS.
Not only does it tell me how to get to my destination,
it tells me why I wanted to go there.
Re: Funny comment [Re: Cragar] #7586350
05/18/22 06:10 PM 05/18/22 06:10 PM
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Over there.
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Over there.
Bahahahaha
Re: Funny comment [Re: Cragar] #7586362
05/18/22 06:30 PM 05/18/22 06:30 PM
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Hahaha

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Re: Funny comment [Re: Cragar] #7586456
05/18/22 08:53 PM 05/18/22 08:53 PM
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it's all a great idea till your the one working for someone else to not work!

America only has one issue, we have a Responsibility crisis and everything else stems from it.
Re: Funny comment [Re: Cragar] #7586519
05/18/22 10:01 PM 05/18/22 10:01 PM
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Nice work , cragar.

wanna be goat farmer.
Re: Funny comment [Re: Cragar] #7586552
05/18/22 10:47 PM 05/18/22 10:47 PM
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Yukon John Offline
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Originally Posted by Cragar
I just read this comment online that came after an article.

Just worth a couple laughs , had to share it. Enjoy grin



"I recently asked my friends' little girl what she wanted to be
when she grows up. She said she wanted to be President some day. Both of
her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, If you were President what would be the first thing you would do?
She replied, I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people.
Her parents beamed with pride.


Wow...what a worthy goal. I told her, But you don't have to
wait until you're President to do that. You can come over to my house and mow the lawn, pull weeds, and sweep my yard, and I'll pay you $50. Then I'll take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward food and a new house.


She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me
straight in the eye and asked, Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50?

I said, Welcome to the Republican Party.
Her parents still aren't speaking to me."


I get this wasn't real, but what a lesson!

Act like a blank, get treated like a blank. Insert your own blank!
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