Being Thanksgiving is tomorrow reminds me of the newly wed bride who was about to cook a turkey for her in laws. They were coming over for Thanksgiving.
She had very little experience when it came to cooking. She wondered if a turkey could be cooked in a microwave?

She called a local radio station talk show to find out if they could help. She asked, "Can you tell me if it was possible to cook a turkey in a microwave and how long it would take?"

The talk show host wasn't sure so he thought he'd better look it up. "Just a minute", he said.

"Thank you so much," the bride said as she hung up.