Guy comes home from work and his wife is all upset. His wife said she called the pharmacist that day and he was rude to her. She wanted her husband to go down to the pharmacy and chew the guy out.

When he gets there he starts in on the pharmacist but the pharmacist says,

"I have had a really bad day. Alarm didn't go off this morning so I was running late. Got a speeding ticket so I was even more late then I got a flat tire which I had to change in traffic in the rain. When I got here everyone was mad at me for being late and people were backed up in line. Phone started ringing while I was checking some one out at the cash register it was out of pennies so I had to go open the safe to get another roll of pennies and it took me a while to find the combination. Everyone's being impatient. Meanwhile the phone is still ringing. When I cracked the roll of pennies they all spill out all over the floor. I stooped to pick them up and when I stood back up I smacked my head on the bottom of the cash drawer. Meanwhile the phone is still ringing. I finally got everyone checked out and answered the phone. Some idiot lady on the other end asked me how to use a rectal thermometer."

So I told her.

I'm going to stick up for the pharmacist.

Crappy day for sure

That's funny.