Tman Christmas and New Years
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12/07/22 07:04 PM
12/07/22 07:04 PM
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Gulo
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"On The Other Hand"
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OP
"On The Other Hand"
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‘Twas well into the season, and throughout the lands The trappers were skinning, and saving the glands. The pelts were all strung in the fur shed to dry, In hope that the prices will not make us cry.
And the buyer was due in a couple of days. But the forecasted prices are down quite a ways. I couldn’t stop trapping; it just can’t be done. It’s just who I am; it’s part of life’s fun.
So I guess I am doomed, I assume it’s all fate, That I’m addicted to trapping, it’s probly too late To escape from the game; to find something new That doesn’t waste money, some work I could do.
I’m caught up with skinning, and stretching the pelts But it’s too late for dinner so I’ll hitch up my belt. And try to find sleep, I’m really done in, And get ready for checking the line once again.
When the season is over, fur no longer prime, I’ll catch up on rest, and I’ll find the time To clean up the truck, even kiss the good wife, I may find the time, to sharpen my knife.
Once the season is over (if I’m not in jail) I’ll sit in my office, catch up on the mail, And I’ll finally have time for Tman on screen, And read all the news from the political scene.
But Paul has said no political tripe, And he won’t let us cuss there, or politically gripe. And we’ve seen what will happen if we break the rules Vacations like Coonman’s or a few other fools.
So we toe the line for better or worse; Cross our fingers we’ll not get caught when we curse. And pretty easy to learn something new every day If we spend time on Tman, and not lose our way.
We can admire the phenomenal Miss Sharon’s art, Or read of dead whitetails, shot in the heart. We can learn different ways to trap mister mink, Ways to get mister skunk to never again stink.
We can learn like a nail, to be nasty and mean, Or just pretend to be nasty, like white17. We can gain some new friends, try not to be vile, Or learn some new words, like a brand new vechile.
Or enjoy the wisdom of those in the know, Or at least they think wisdom (like Mr Boco). And 330-trapper will probably weigh in, With good information, or at least positive spin.
And we can not forget that there’s others out there, That if they’re not mentioned in this poem somewhere, Might be a bit miffed, so we mention them too, Nessy, Aix, Osky, and Catch22.
So another year is gone by the way, And the Trapperman family has not lost its way. It’s good-natured ribbing, for big ones and small, Merry Christmas and New Years, to one and to all!
Jack
Last edited by Gulo; 12/07/22 09:57 PM. Reason: Added verse of cheer!
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Re: Tman Christmas and New Years
[Re: Gulo]
#7737124
12/07/22 07:27 PM
12/07/22 07:27 PM
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Posts: 11,893 Montana ,Rocky Mtns.
Sharon
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"American Honey"
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My dear friend, Jack.
You bring a smile to me...even amidst tears...all good, all love.
If a world could be had, where only mountains and rivers and the ones we love are there, you would be my neighbor.
Along with the celebration of life in Rye, er, Wry humour included.
May the sun shine down upon you. All your days. The wind be at your back.
The northern lights dance at your bidding as you travel your trails in the deep winter nights...your vechile always clean, always full of fuel .
The mountains rise to the heavens as you fly over them, forever.
And your friends and loved ones, forever loving you.
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Re: Tman Christmas and New Years
[Re: Gulo]
#7737186
12/07/22 08:25 PM
12/07/22 08:25 PM
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Joined: Dec 2006
Posts: 14,092 Central Pennsylvania
Nittany Lion
Don't call me Mister, Mister
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Don't call me Mister, Mister
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Pretty cool, a lot thought went into that.
I got myself a seniors' GPS. Not only does it tell me how to get to my destination, it tells me why I wanted to go there.
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Re: Tman Christmas and New Years
[Re: Gulo]
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12/07/22 08:32 PM
12/07/22 08:32 PM
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Giant Sage
trapper
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Re: Tman Christmas and New Years
[Re: Catch22]
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12/07/22 09:41 PM
12/07/22 09:41 PM
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Joined: Jan 2009
Posts: 2,859 Idaho, Lemhi County
Gulo
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"On The Other Hand"
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"On The Other Hand"
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I'm reminded by a David Allan Coe song where a buddy wrote a song and he said it wasn't perfect because he left things out. So I will say other then you left me out of your Christmas poem, it's almost perfect. , great job! Catch - You're absolutely right. I better get busy and add a verse. It doesn't really capture the essence of the Tman Tribe without you mentioned.
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Re: Tman Christmas and New Years
[Re: Gulo]
#7737409
12/07/22 11:07 PM
12/07/22 11:07 PM
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Posts: 24,521 New Hampshire
Nessmuck
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Dang Jack...that was a hoot to read. Just about covered all the going ons ...here at TMan.
This is a great place with all its parts....
Merry Christmas to all !
Last edited by Nessmuck; 12/08/22 01:28 AM.
It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
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Re: Tman Christmas and New Years
[Re: Gulo]
#7737753
12/08/22 10:15 AM
12/08/22 10:15 AM
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coyote addict
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trapper
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Good poem Jack. Thanks for sharing.
Member -W.T.A. N.T.A. - N.R. A. A Shotgun. A Rifle and a 4 Wheel Drive.. A Country Boy. Will Survive
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Re: Tman Christmas and New Years
[Re: Gulo]
#7738121
12/08/22 03:41 PM
12/08/22 03:41 PM
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Paul Dobbins
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"Trapperman custodian"
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You are quite the wordsmith. Good job!!!
John 14:6 Jesus answered, “ I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me."
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Re: Tman Christmas and New Years
[Re: Gulo]
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12/08/22 03:56 PM
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beaverpeeler
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Wow! I guess sometimes the pen is mightier than the.....#4 NewHouse with teeth? Great Job!
My fear of moving stairs is escalating!
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Re: Tman Christmas and New Years
[Re: Gulo]
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12/08/22 09:08 PM
12/08/22 09:08 PM
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Posts: 21,235 The Hill Country of Texas
Leftlane
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So Gulo is a poet as well? I should hate this guy but I can't...
“What’s good for me may not be good for the weak minded.” Captain Gus McCrae- Texas Rangers
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Re: Tman Christmas and New Years
[Re: Gulo]
#7738840
12/09/22 09:50 AM
12/09/22 09:50 AM
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Gulo
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"On The Other Hand"
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"On The Other Hand"
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Lefty -
No question! You (and Savell) are definitely poets extraordinaire. In this day and age, it matters not if the words rhyme. You two post poetry almost every day, and I usually enjoy your prose. Keep it coming!
Jack
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Re: Tman Christmas and New Years
[Re: Gulo]
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12/10/22 01:30 PM
12/10/22 01:30 PM
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Joined: Jan 2009
Posts: 2,859 Idaho, Lemhi County
Gulo
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"On The Other Hand"
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"On The Other Hand"
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For years, I've considered putting together a Christmas poem for Trapperman. Up until this year, I've always used the excuse that I've been too busy, but this year I finally made the time to put something together that I hope brings a chuckle. Thanks for all the positive comments that you all have provided. Merry Christmas and Happy 2023 to all!
Jack
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