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California... #7752364
12/23/22 06:16 PM
12/23/22 06:16 PM
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Newark, Ohio 83 years
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Newark, Ohio 83 years
Subject: California

John lives in California. He was sick of the world, of Covid-19, Trump, Russian belligerence, China, global warming, racial tensions, and the rest of the disturbing stories that occupy media headlines.

John drove his car into his garage and then sealed every doorway and window as best he could. He got back into his car and wound down all the windows, selected his favorite radio station, started the car and revved it to a slow idle.

Two days later, a worried neighbor peered through his garage window and saw him in the car. She notified the emergency services and they broke in, pulling John from the car.

A little sip of water and, surprisingly, he was in perfect condition. John, a registered California Democrat, found that his Tesla had a dead battery.


Garry- grin


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Have been trapping 77 years…
Re: California... [Re: Actor] #7752392
12/23/22 06:42 PM
12/23/22 06:42 PM
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Posts: 21,049
St. Louis Co, Mo
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St. Louis Co, Mo
SHEESH!


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Beware! Jill Pudlewski, Ron Oates and Keven Begesse are liars and thiefs!
Re: California... [Re: Actor] #7752397
12/23/22 06:45 PM
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Re: California... [Re: Actor] #7752490
12/23/22 07:47 PM
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The Hill Country of Texas
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Good one


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Re: California... [Re: Actor] #7752493
12/23/22 07:49 PM
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I wonder if tap dancers walk into a room, look at the floor, and think, I'd tap that. I wonder about things.....
Re: California... [Re: Actor] #7752608
12/23/22 09:22 PM
12/23/22 09:22 PM
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That was good!

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