Hahaha!

Mac

Mac

So wrong but funny. LOL

One of our clients brought in his massive Doberman pinscher to be spayed. As a veterinary assistant, I escort the patient into the doctor's office. Before taking this dog's leash, I glimpsed those large teeth of hers and asked the owner, "Is she friendly?" "Friendly?" said the man. "Friendly? She's had five litters! How much 'friendlier' than that can she get?”


* Judge: How could you kill 24 people? What the (This word is unacceptable on Trapperman) was wrong with you? Driver: I was driving at 50mph when I saw two men crossing the road. On the roadside, there was a restaurant with outside seating. I wanted to apply the brakes, but I realized they were not working. So, I had to take a decision: Either hit the 2 men or run into the restaurant. Judge: Hit the 2 men of course! Driver: Exactly! After hitting the first man, the other man ran inside the restaurant, so l followed him.

* I said to my boss the other day, “I need to leave early today, I’m going to be a father!” He replied, “Of course! Take the afternoon off.” When I returned to work the next day, he came to my desk, smiled, and asked, “Well, how’d it go? Is it a boy or a girl?” I shrugged, “I don’t know…I’ll tell you in nine months!!!”

* Did you hear about the newlyweds who sat up all night on their honeymoon waiting for their sexual relations to arrive?