Missed opportunities....

First girl I ever kissed was a liar. She said she just had acne, turned out to be chicken pox. A real man hater!

That's the best one on this thread. You win!

Well..like the story said...he was the only person you evah did

I'm 6' 4" and met a good looking short woman at the bar one night, we hung out all night and I walked her out at the end of the night and we set up for the kiss, I leaned in to kiss her and kissed her right on the nose, it was over after that. Still kind of grosses me out, her as well probably.

J Stanton, I trapped many years in the mountains of Arkansas on lots of logging roads. I don't ever recall a gal in a mini shirt on any logging roads in my years of trapping cats. If I did, I think I would be a gentleman heading back to camp to warm that gal up a bit. Its cold out there. I would check those cat sets in a little while............ All I saw was a bunch of deer hounds and rotweillers running around in those mountains. A man has to stay focused when trapping cats you know. If she had teeth she was a keeper in Arkansas.

Now Bob this was in an area of the county that has more meth queens per capita than queers in San Francisco. I reckon if I had had suggested I may have been in possession of such stimulate she would have gotten unshy right quick. Lol.

Speaking of missed opportunities, I already had a girl friend when another very pretty girl asked me if I wanted to get a little on the side, I said I wasnt aware of anything there.

I OBJECT to his motion.

Signature line below.

Osky

As for teeth, I reckon she had a dozen.

French kiss?

This was more my luck LOL

First girl I was in "love" with I was 14. Dated her for 7 and a half months. I was supposed to go to a tom petty concert with a hot girl that worked at moms shop. I had has a thing for Kara and her log dark hair and large assets and small wast for sometime. She was two years older and had just brok up with her boyfriend. Just before our date she got back with her boyfriend so mom called another girl that had been eyeballing the pictures of me mom had out at work. That was Mandy colored blond hair brown eyes great smile. It went from 0 to 100 in .3sec and boy I was in love. We were in different school systems so ran different circles. Turned out she ran more circles with fellows then lady friends. I was heart broken. Being my first "love" I didn't see the obvious. I also didn't know how talented she was and thought all girls had her skill set. Nope she learned it with lots of practice.

A year or so and few girls later I was 16 and called down stairs by my step mom to meet someone.( everyone was always trying to set me up) I walked that long haired blond home. Took her out to the drive in shortly after. Dated her for years she gave me our first kid at 22 we married when I was 24. So it turned out perfectly. I found the girl God had made just for me. I didn't know it then but it very clear now.

Heard this on the way into work, made me think of this thread.