Had a old friend that used to get his lunch taken away at school. He usually took a biscuit with ham or sausage on it. He finally got tired of it and one morning he went out to the smoke house where they was smoking an old sow and cut the teats off and put it on his biscuit. The kid took it away from him and said it was tough and asked what it was and he said sows teats.

A bag of sugar free gummy bears looks like good candy. Does the trick just like ex lax if they eat em all.