You spoiled it!
When the cats away the mice will play!

Bunch of cowards!

well at least the cattails were not all bailed up for cattle feed like in some years
much evidence of Blue tongue deaths in those cattail sloughs ?

Not that we saw and I got up close and personal with 2 really nice bucks. Like 10 feet! I was hunting pheasants but when they jumped up "old habits" kicked in and the shotgun was on my shoulder and pointed at them. I could have easily rolled them box with a load of #5's. Now there were a few of the local ladies that could have had Blue Tongue or some other disease. Substantial hair loss, multi colored hair and visible metal sticking out of their hides. Even after a 6 pack of beer and half a jug of whiskey they still looked sketchy.

Beer, whiskey, AND smokes? It’s a wonder you got any huntin done at all!

Don't forget the (unsuccessful) woman chasing!

Not that we saw and I got up close and personal with 2 really nice bucks. Like 10 feet! I was hunting pheasants but when they jumped up "old habits" kicked in and the shotgun was on my shoulder and pointed at them. I could have easily rolled them box with a load of #5's. Now there were a few of the local ladies that could have had Blue Tongue or some other disease. Substantial hair loss, multi colored hair and visible metal sticking out of their hides. Even after a 6 pack of beer and half a jug of whiskey they still looked sketchy.
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Are you sure you were in SD and not Wisc ? With the description of the lady folks like that.

Are all your guns present and accounted for on your return home.

Yes, all present and accounted for in the locked, fire proof safes in the fire proof gun room monitored by a security company.

Cowards ?? we made a pact Not to bother You and that Fun Sized chick on your pre wedding Practice sessions

Well I appreciate you leaving me and "Big Momma" alone for a while but 3 minutes is enough. We are getting fitted for wedding attire tomorrow at Duluth Tent and Awning. I am thinking Olive Drab...........

When I bought " your small traps " you had at auction years ago I also bought a tee-pee tent in Olivedale drab...I'd give it to you for her xcept for 2 small-medium- XxxxLl problems.
1. it's only a 8 person tent. prob. too small for her.
2. it's not Canvas and her speed bumps might be tooooo revealing.

Yeah if she is wearing that Pup Tent too tight or revealing too many of the love rolls I may not be able to wait until the wedding night. A guy has needs you know.

In other words they’re in the bedroom closet.

Maury I thought you were banned? The threshold of the door is still dented from when we rolled them in. 1150 pounds each empty. That is when you find out who your friends are.

Ya sure it’s women you’ve been chasing? I understand you’ve been less than picky!!! Don’t come home with mange, or worse!!!

160 don't care. Iffn it's got a heartbeat, fair game

You guys are ruthless! I am not saying it isn't true but still.

Dave ain’t lied to me yet, 160. I can’t help but believe what he says!

I have a broken watch and it is still right two times a day.

That don’t count dum dum!!!!