Do they really work?

Only in the mind :-)

And only on weekends.

No but its a good excuse to eat a couple dozen.lol

Ol dad

Even Long John Silvers works if you have the right partner

Yup
Coon, mink, otter, Purdy much every critter likes m.

My scientific study and the truth, I was down in New Orleans with my soon to be wife 10 years younger and heard about oysters and figured I might need help. We dined at an oyster bar and I had 3 dozen and then headed back to the hotel. From my experience only half of them worked so, half truth.

Not sure about oysters but I ate some kind of critter in Granada, conch I think. Anyway, taxi driver was eating with us and told me it would give me “power”. I felt like a seal clubber for a while there after. Lol

Yes, even more so if served by a hot busty waitress.

Hey Gary, eat some and then tell us what you think of the Sports Illustrated thread.

Ever see the movie Murder By Death?? Peter Falk said “you ain’t never had it till ya made it with a big blondie waitress!”

Not a fan of heavy hunnies man.

Kind of a vague question. I enjoy eating the medium to small ones and they make a fine turd.

Raw oysters is like eating snot. There are better tasting food to eat.

Including, I'm told, actual snot! LOL

Have at it!

Worked for Casonova; apparently he consumed lots of oysters and got more a… than a toilet seat.
Nutrient wise they have lots of zinc which might be an asset.