Can I borrow that towel? My car just hit a water buffalo.

I’d like to cut cards with her .

Amen, Amen and Amen !

It ain’t dying I’m talking about .

Don't know if anybody already said it, but a classic has to be: "We're gonna need a bigger boat!"

Not a lesser known movie but: "I'm your huckleberry" is my favorite!

Such a funny movie! Watched it again with my buddle's a few weeks ago. Couple of them had never seen it. Don't make humor like that anymore. So much improv.




"Get busy living or get busy dying"

"Friends is a mental state"

"I can whack that bell if I want to."

We're on a mission from God

'why is the car stopped? "

"it's frightened "

"you should have brought a gun,Mate"

"I dont need a gun,I got a Donk."

Fill your hands you son of a ......!

We’re in a tight spot!

"Leave the gun,,take the cannoli"

We took a perfectly useless psychopath like Valentine, and turned him into a successful executive. And during the same time, we turned an honest, hard-working man into a violently, deranged, would-be killer!

Thank you sir, may I have another.

You’re going the wrong way! How does he know where we’re going?

Dang, that's tasty. Another great line from the best movie of all time. Me and my brother use lines from Lonesome Dove all the time with each other. It somehow keeps us bonded.

Susan says to Arthur, "a real woman could stop you from drinking."
Arthurs reply " It would have to be a real big woman. "

It's not my fault you wouldn't play catch with your father!

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