Started a diller job three days ago.

I came highly recommended.

Set up turns into a tour of the neighborhood, with an HOA bashing session thrown in.

Twenty questions all around.

Meanwhile, I had my set locations picked out within the first five minutes.

Told her exactly where I would catch it, to boot.

Day one, no catch.

Day two, no catch but fresh sign. I'm getting the side eye. But I tell her these things take patience.

Day three, early morning texts of my catch right where I said I would.

Reason why my stock answer to "what is the craziest critter" is always "the humans".