Cat, your welcome for all the Birthday greetings, from members of this forum, some who probably never met you or know about your abilities of conjuring up stories to make you out the good guy ! I feel the need to straighten some wordings out of your's though !!
Many who here know of your abilities in the driving lane can back my NTDE up, some seen my wounds from that encounter from behind the vehicle the very same day, how you would know who was responsible is quite a shout out, as you forced me into driving due to your incessant need of relaxation, which behind the wheel was becoming very short for our continued life spans, out of the courtesy of you having the vehicle and my urge to keep living I accepted your orders to swap to the driving side of the rig.
After which you swiftly and mightily I might add, drifted off to unconsciousness, well it was more like an instant or blurry recollection now. If'n it wenr't for my Snake like reflexes and natural ability's to drive defensively with one arm, while holding you from that windshield because of that so called seat belt malfunction, you so definitely hold to, I'm very certain that your forehead would have some major re-alignment, but I'm a good friend and it's instinct to take care of others. The lady behind who mashed us, gave me great thanks for helping you get through it, the cop who tapped on your window side to wake you was really surprised as well to now how sound one could be in slumber while being mashed from behind !!
Now I see the donuts were not simply a gift of gratitude, hmmm, but to be held over my head the rest of our lives as a debt, strange ways of some, I can not figure out, even with continuing with you driving for more conventions the next five or so years, it was an experience I shall never forget due to the way my eyes were forced to remain in the shocked position and every one mentioning what's wrong with them when they meet me !!
At any rate I pray that you and Rodney may overcome your health issues and that you both will continue to have great health and longevity !!!