Reminds me of the story of the greedy rich man. He hated to have to give up all his earthly possessions when he died. In a dream he was told by St Peter, he would be allowed his most prized possession with him when he died. So, he brought all the gold he has saved over the years upon his death. When St Peter met the man and saw he had brought all that gold, he said to the man, "What? You bought pavement?"

For your sake Guss I hope there isn't a math quiz at the Pearly Gates.