Guy at work got caught playing with himself 2 times didn't get fired tell years later for not coming to work for months. Had a different guy tell a nice looking younger girl how he would like to eat her stuff. was not fired and the boss was told not to say anything to him ot Wright him up. If you have a race, lgbtq or woman card to play HR let's things go.

walked around the corner once to a guy smoking I guess meth off foil at an addition on a elementary school when it was in session.


Had a female supervisor that's boyfriend got in the news for following 10 and 12 year old girls around and taking care of himself. She stayed with him I lost all respect for her.

Had to remind a few girls over the years I was married. They knew It was just my way of saying no and trying to not have a mad rejected woman I had to keep working with. One keep pushing saying what she does not know won't hurt her. I was stumped how to let her down for a second then Said I talk in my sleep and my wife is jealous and a great shot. That ended that.

Walked into a break shack to find a guy being services by one if the female fire watches.

Those are the worst off the top of my head.

Not really inappropriate as I enjoyed it. Had another semi pull up beside me on I44 in MO. Driver had a female passenger. Very attractive. She was standing up facing me. Totally nude with a fire tattoo ontop her groin. Smiling and waving.

was it a dump trailer? I'm wondering if it was the guy that raised his bed and smoked the overpass when his female passenger inadvertently hit the pto lever. I think he got the nickname stumpy after that.

A coworker asked me to father a child.

Someone Put long distance call lure into the exit port of an air tool. Dude came back from break and when he activated it, it blew a pretty good mist into his red beard.

He immediately started gagging. Came in clean shaven the next day. Said it was the first time he shaved in 6 years.

so what did she name it?

Once at break time a temp employee was telling everyone at the break table where he got his new tattoo. On of the lady’s asked to see it. He showed her, she went to the office. He was fired.

One I didn't appreciate. Client calls to cancel a tech's appointment. She had run to the local corner store to grab a coke before the appointment and happened to see the tech's truck in the parking lot. So far good he's early like I taught him but then goes on to say she walked over to let him know she would be right back home shortly just to see him doing a line of coke.

a friend of mine was an assistant manager at a restaurant . they were having a staff meeting before they opened for supper.

one of the waitresses had recently had a boob job , lifts here shirt to show them off in front of the full kitchen and wait staff and ask him if he wants to feel how real they feel , sure , he gives them a feel and attests to how real they do feel to the staff and her , she is beaming.

yeah , he was looking for a new job the next day , consensual or not managers can't test boob jobs at work.

funny he married his wife cause she had a RACK , bat guano crazy and 20 years later he is still paying for that they actually stayed married for like 15 years , she started off the divorce with his arrest for something he didn't even do but she sells a good story.

nothing like a night in jail to set the tone of a divorce and yet it happens so often.

I worked in a factory for a little while , we had a big fork truck , the kind you could lift a car with easily.
there were lots of smaller ones as well but the one Big old one.
it had been written up multiple times for not having working brakes and it didn't get fixed

the companies owner's son liked to park his BMW just outside the one overhead door as it was about as close to the building as you could get , it was definitely in the way and it was a regular complaint.

so it was both not a parking spot and in the way

it was a regular complaint by the people working the floor but never addressed by the front office

so one day after a nice fresh snow fall amazing how many of these stories start with a snow fall
the big fork truck , skidded down the ramp and right into the BMW driving the forks through both front and back doors , just skewering the car.

everyone on the floor suspected it had some intentional or a lot less try to stop than it could have but there was plenty of evidence that both things were wrong and reported repeatedly so the front office couldn't do a thing.

A guy got caught having his way with a cow in someone else’s barn. The writeup in the news paper said he claimed to only do that when he didn’t have a girlfriend. Evidently it wasn’t the only time he had done that! I don’t recall what sort of jail time he got, but at work, everyone would always moo into the overhead paging system….sounded like a barnyard all night long.

Christmas shopping with my wife, we bumped into a now former boss in a Victoria's Secret store. The woman he was with was not his wife, whom we met at the company Christmas party the next week.

my wife worked at a law firm part of new hire orientation was , this is the bosses wife , this is the bosses girl friend , you will see them both , if you want to keep working don't talk about it.

Guy hired the same day as me. His interview included a home visit and interview of wife and mother in law.

Thought mine went bad when my phone went off to Take This Job and Shove It.

The other guy didn't make it out of probation.

I was Senior State Manager when I left.

When I worked at an ace hardware , I was about 19. Boss had a temper and I could hear him in his office acti g like a big baby. A cell phone e came flying out of the doorway and smashed the wall. He came storming out and was a little surprised I was in the hall, he stormed on by and I could see his secretary in the office with a black eye. He would beat his wife too. He was of course seeing his secretary as well.
Keven Jenkins of McKinleyville ace hardware is a genuine piece of....

When I was at the office signing my pay card ,one of the part time sexetaries wanted to go out on a date, Drop dead gorgeous with a killer body....Told her I'd have to get back to her, had to ask my wife if it was ok....

This is starting to remind me of Penthouse forum, who knew we had all these studs on T man.

My accountant approached me about 26 years ago to give her a baby. I happily obliged. Gave her twins. We've been married for 38 years.

Agree. I'm retired Army. I wouldnt know where to begin.

Was a route salesman for a bakery in Cincinnati back in the early 90’s. On the way back to the depot on a busy road I look to my left and the guy driving beside me is looking at me and exposed and gratifying himself. It was obvious he wanted to be seen. Happened twice to me and to a couple other guys.