Problem is we have vast swaths on both sides that are offended because they've been told to be offended. It is a social mental contagion of the electronic age.

Either candidate could be the most vile human that walked and yet I've met neither nor have they spoken to me directly so how in the heck am I supposed to be offended?

There is fix.

For those who need a visual aid

If either tells you how much you need them to help you, you should be offended. Glad I could help.

Unless you are helpless...........

Nah, I'm thicker skinned than that. Besides I done learned that folks don't offer nothing without expecting something in return.

No, what offends me is when folks try to get in business, tell me what I can and can't say, Parade perversion in the streets, let strangers come in to eat us out of house and home.