News paper thing like others mentioned.
Guy I worked with rode and race motorcycle did motocross. Had a news paper clipping in his locker. Was picture of him in the air going over a jump. Person who took the picture ask him his name. Told them he was Gary Garbanzo.
So there it was right underneath the picture in paper. "Gary Garbanzo" getting some air on his motorcycle. Lmao
Same age as me and he is still riding bikes and getting air too. He is Goofy

Mac

"Never Forget Which Way Is Up!"

Sharon Peters

Richard Head ....

He lives in my town in MI. He used to be on Tman

That's not his real name

Growing up, guy down the road was Richard Sack.
His son was Richard Sack Jr.
We called him little Dick Sack.

Worked with a Dick Sparks

I have a nephew, Richard no big deal his dad and he are both called Dick.
What did his mother call him as even a teenager: Little Dick!
I said no this has to stop. LOL

Yep, a couple I would be tempted to post, but won't.
Just a hint though. When I graduated from high school a member of the local school board was named Harry $%&#@.
Some parents are just plain mean.

Harlold Balls lived in North Logan. I believe he's deceased now.

Somethings you just can't make up

And his brother Nut Butter..

Knew of an guy named Harry Dick

Use to be a P 'n S Lumber Co around here,

There was a crack head mother of two boys at one of our local schools that named her boys "Thunder" and "Lightening". One day "Thunder" decided to grab one of my nieces breasts during P.E. class. She then proceeded to kick him in the nuts. For some time there after my brother played A.C D.C "Thunderstruck" as a good morning song in their house. LOL

When I was in basic back in the late 80’s. We were bunked in alphabetical order by your last name. Drill sergeant the first day was going through everyone’s name. One kid’s last name was Dyck. When he got towards the end he stopped when another kid’s name was announced as Smalls.

He made them battle buddies and anytime he needed a volunteer, you can guess what came out.


Small Dick, get over hear. Both were actually really good recruits.

Worked with a gal in a parts department named Candy Kain, married name.

Had a substitute teacher in high school with a last name of Petersilly. Very nice lady