hate to hear it but I've had a plenty experiences like that b4. dogs never cease to gross out their owners

Ha I was grounded so used the excuse of taking mom's 2 seater convertible out to wash it on Saturday night. I always heard dogs are a great for attracting girls also so took my beagle along. very shortly after I had the car detailed I had picked up 2 girls. It was tight with them and the dog in that 2 seater and I at 16 was pretty happy with how things were going. Then my dog got car sick and yacked all over the girls laps. they were wearing loose fitting unbroshorts and it ran all up their.legs and soaked into their under garmets. Now I have no idea how so much puke fit inside such a small.dog but that was a quick end to a very interesting night.
the best part is my few year older cousins boyfriend say me out and later was bragging on me and laughing about me having those two girls in my car that night. Mom put it together I was grounded so he unknowingly outed me. O good times. I never took the dog again.

I was feeding cattle this morning and was wondering if the skunk mix would work. Thanks

At this point what could it hurt?

I read your post to my hunting buddy this morning, we were both cracking up.

Lugnut, I’m slowly starting to find humor in it

Having them heave stuff up on you or in wrong place is nasty. Think almost every dog I have had has rolled in some thing nasty too. Then wants to come share that with me. Reach down pet the dog see got both ears and collar full of some kinda chit or stinking goo. Hunting ducks dog find whole array of dead thing to flop on in marsh. Just comes with the territory when you own dog. I'm guessing even the Westminster dog show champions. With the Fu Fu hair cuts. Give them a chance they flop in some slop, dogs being dogs.

Oh and another over looked thing I use for air freshener. Cheap mint mouthwash in spray bottle. Might not want put it on anything it could stain. But I've used it for years like hand sanitizer, smells better than dead things. Can put it in your mouth when something stinks so bad you can taste it. LMAO couple mint tic tacks can save you some times too.

Mac

"Never Forget Which Way Is Up!"

Again!!!! Currently getting the mix together for the 368th skunk bath. it’s like trying to parent a perpetual 2 year old kid

she's so sorry an you can tell. lil turd!

Or, particularly sorry! LOL

DITTO on this! No different than kids, on occasion you want to throttle them even when they're involved in your own hobby/activity.

I got a mountain cur and a pitty. They keep finding where I moved my lure stash to and they to roll on it

Better make sure you get it well away from her as she may just want to try it again!

Bryce

Once when the wife was out of town, I made a venison meat loaf and filled it with hot peppers. I couldn't eat it all so my blue heeler finished it off. The next day my neighbor and I drove to a business to get some chicks. We had them on the back seat in the truck in a cardboard box. The heeler was back there as well. Pretty soon the truck started smelling terrible. We assumed the chickens were pooping but it was the dog that was pooping. She tried to tell me but I didn't recognize the signs.

Worst cleanup ever. Smelled terrible and flowed into every seam and creavice.

That’s terrible

Ah, the joys of having a dog....

She finally earned her Native name. She is now known as “Kicked In The Head By Mule” formerly known as Rem. Happened last weekend. She was in bad shape for a few days. Swelling was terrible. I can joke about it now but she’s lucky to be on the right side of the dirt.

can't keep a good dog down!

Do the deer eat the pumpkins on your porch?