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Leftlane #8266943
11/20/24 08:45 PM
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Are you still with the dame that was a complete package a few years ago or did you break her heart too? The one after Miss Bendy....


Life ain't supposed to be easy.
Re: Leftlane [Re: Gary Benson] #8266990
11/20/24 09:24 PM
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Don't ask dont tell

Re: Leftlane [Re: Gary Benson] #8266997
11/20/24 09:28 PM
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Yep..he's busy at something alright. Bless his heart.


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Re: Leftlane [Re: Gary Benson] #8267022
11/20/24 09:47 PM
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Thanks for askin Gary my love life is basically a tragedy. Miss Bendy left the country with a bad case of TDS, my Mexican cutie got to where she either wants to spend the rest of her life with me or end my own dependin on the day so I had to saddle up and git while the gittin was good.

There is this one purdy rancher's daughter I might take her on the farris wheel some sat night.


�What�s good for me may not be good for the weak minded.�
Captain Gus McCrae- Texas Rangers


Re: Leftlane [Re: Gary Benson] #8267028
11/20/24 09:49 PM
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�What�s good for me may not be good for the weak minded.�
Captain Gus McCrae- Texas Rangers


Re: Leftlane [Re: Gary Benson] #8267032
11/20/24 09:53 PM
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I have found changing you underwear helps....


Ant Man/ Marty 2028
just put your ear to the ground , and follow along

Re: Leftlane [Re: Gary Benson] #8267045
11/20/24 10:04 PM
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My south end smells better than a dozen roses I'll have you know. I think that's why only purdy headed women go out with me!

I've got a perfect battin average when it comes to disappointing womenfolk.


�What�s good for me may not be good for the weak minded.�
Captain Gus McCrae- Texas Rangers


Re: Leftlane [Re: Leftlane] #8267067
11/20/24 10:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Leftlane
My south end smells better than a dozen roses I'll have you know. I think that's why only purdy headed women go out with me!

I've got a perfect battin average when it comes to disappointing womenfolk.


Now you made it sound like you’ve got it going on with the ladies! You LIED to me ?!?

Re: Leftlane [Re: Leftlane] #8267110
11/20/24 11:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Leftlane
My south end smells better than a dozen roses I'll have you know. I think that's why only purdy headed women go out with me!

I've got a perfect battin average when it comes to disappointing womenfolk.

And they don’t question why you wear the zipper in the back of your britches? laugh

Re: Leftlane [Re: Gary Benson] #8267115
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Savell, I mean the devil, made me do it, Lefty….

Re: Leftlane [Re: elsmasho82] #8267117
11/20/24 11:54 PM
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Originally Posted by elsmasho82
Now you made it sound like you’ve got it going on with the ladies! You LIED to me ?!?


Going on isn't necessarily a good thing in some situations. I have been doin slightly better tho. Miss Susan has low expectations so I'm her type LOL


�What�s good for me may not be good for the weak minded.�
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Re: Leftlane [Re: Gary Benson] #8267120
11/20/24 11:56 PM
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You've shown yer (This word is unacceptable on Trapperman) now Mike and don't think I'll be forgettin what it looks like anytime soon.


�What�s good for me may not be good for the weak minded.�
Captain Gus McCrae- Texas Rangers


Re: Leftlane [Re: Gary Benson] #8267135
11/21/24 12:26 AM
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Tee hee….

Re: Leftlane [Re: Gary Benson] #8267259
11/21/24 07:57 AM
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I'd wait til after Xmas on Ms Susan so you don't have to buy a present..


Life ain't supposed to be easy.
Re: Leftlane [Re: Gary Benson] #8267400
11/21/24 11:23 AM
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It's too late Gary, Miss Susan done mentioned that Rodney Crowell and the Nitty Gritty Dirt Band tickets go on sale next month. She took me to see Corb Lund and Clint Black this summer so I don't see myself squirming out of this one...


�What�s good for me may not be good for the weak minded.�
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Re: Leftlane [Re: Vinke] #8267404
11/21/24 11:27 AM
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Originally Posted by Vinke
I have found changing you underwear helps....


Hey, thanks for the dating tip. If it works in WA and TX, then it just MIGHT work here in MN. I will give it a try.


I have nothing clever to put here.





Re: Leftlane [Re: Gary Benson] #8267412
11/21/24 11:34 AM
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Oh boy so many comments I am NOT going to add...


�What�s good for me may not be good for the weak minded.�
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Re: Leftlane [Re: Gary Benson] #8267766
11/21/24 08:24 PM
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I hope you don't have a terrible accident and stick your hand in a ring!
I did that in March but I'm not sorry yet. There are good ones out there.


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Re: Leftlane [Re: Vinke] #8267770
11/21/24 08:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Vinke
I have found changing you underwear helps....

This is a falsehood. Your jeans keep your shorts from getting soiled so technically you shouldn't have to change them. Voice of reasoning here..


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Re: Leftlane [Re: Gary Benson] #8267774
11/21/24 08:31 PM
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Lefty’s like me, l figure with my luck my soul mate is still out there but she’s probably in women’s prison for killing her husband

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