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I am hosting the First annual longest toe nail contest.
Rules….
Size matters ,,,,,,
Ugly,,,,,,,,,,,,gets points
Toe polish accepted….-1/2 point
Must be your toes....
Submissions will be excepted until Dec 23
Winner will receive 4 oz jar of his/her choice from Dobbins lures….on me
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"Winner will receive 4 oz jar of his/her choice from Dobbins lures….on me" So... does the winner have to scrape the lure off of you, is that what you are saying?
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You know once you see something like that for real it damages a person.. lmao. Had a guy on medical call years ago made the nails in the picture on this post look good. This guy was what turkey hunters call a limb hanger.. I think maybe his nails were the way they were so he could perch on the carcasses with the rest of the buzzards. All I know is I can't un-see them. I'm scared for life. Fixing that kinda mess would be like the nail trimming scene from Dumb & Dumber. Mac
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these are like those pictures of horses with the up turned over grown hooves , if you aren't going to take care of them put them down
it really is an issue of people who can't reach their feet
a variable speed Dremel tool and sanding drums and burs can really help but you have to be able to reach your feet
the other issue is the sad state of clippers , sure wish channel-locks would make a good pair of toe nail clippers but they do just not marketed for that use
https://channellock.com/product/758/
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Them feet are incredibly unhealthy!
It's toenail fungus. Seen lots of those cases on the show called, "My Feet Are Killing Me".
Sometimes the only cure is to remove the entire nail and use acid on where the nail was to prevent it from growing again.
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Rules are they have to be your feet...... Still waiting for cottons entry, but k zoo is in the running.. .
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Savell sent me this pic of his toenails i think he was hitting on me.
Photoshoped,,,,,, he is a size 5.....
L lucky to be attractive at your old age
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I like it.... two turtles hugging... so sweet!
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Not mine, but probably someone here's...
There's a fungus amongst us
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Well, I think I will skip breakfast!
Can we package this up as a fundraiser for the trapping defense fund? Call it the Trapperman diet and watch the money come pourin in!
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Nice..... in the running but missing length...
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Rules are they have to be your feet...... Still waiting for cottons entry, but k zoo is in the running.. .
Sorry Vinke, those aren't mine.
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Rules are they have to be your feet...... Still waiting for cottons entry, but k zoo is in the running.. .
Sorry Vinke, those aren't mine.
Work on it.......ya got a few days....
Plus it was easy to tell with the stove
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330 in the lead...... Cotton??????????
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I withdraw my fake entry.
Put some polish on and try again....
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Nice..... in the running but missing length...
What about girth? I heard that is important too.
I have nothing clever to put here.
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Wish I'd known the rules before my recent pedicure.
There's not much that grosses me out, but this is where I draw the line.
Couldn't said it better myself
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Nice..... in the running but missing length...
What about girth? I heard that is important too.
Out off the running because you are missing both…..
But still sexy,,,,,lol
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Said she,,,, you are welcome to participate,,,,
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Said she,,,, you are welcome to participate,,,,
I was actually asking on your behalf after your gender reassignment surgery. What do they call that procedure? An Adadicktome?
I have nothing clever to put here.
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Or a countryaddtome? I will goggle it,,,,
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if a person can get past seeing the nails, some of those toes are pretty gimped up and have to be painful. I'll never complain about mine.
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All I can see in my mind’s eye is my pap on the back porch cutting his toenails with pruning shears and my skin crawling.
You should have bought him a Dremel tool for Christmas.
I have nothing clever to put here.
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Only 49 days till the 23....get your entire in soon
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Only 49 days till the 23....get your entire in soon
Entire what?
Geez Scott, did you lose you vinke decoder ring? He clearly meant entry.
Just give me one thing, that I can hold on to. To believe in this livin' is just a hard way to go.
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^^^ lmao,,,,,,,fhdnejrswja
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Wish I'd known the rules before my recent pedicure.
The chiefs????? Getting to the top of gross entries……..
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Only one day left,,,,,get you entry in…… cotton is ahead because his toe nails look like his fingers,,,,,, 330 is in the running Adc just looks gay …… I opted out to let someone else enjoy the fame….. Ya had some days to grow it,,,,,, show it……….. About to do so horse shoe clipping,,,,,,
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If those are real……looks like a tie……l Cotton and 330 pm you adress And what ya want from dobbins…… If you are scared of me,,,just give it to Paul……
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Grow them out for the second,,,,,,,, Love Vinke
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Some suggestions said diesel,,,,, I am using propane…..
Just out of curiosity, are toenail transplants a "thing"?
I have nothing clever to put here.
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I will send you some to experiment with…….
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I will send you some to experiment with…….
I have no doubt those talons would sprout and grow too.
I have nothing clever to put here.