Ain’t Austin a little gay up that way never been there but what my Castroville friend said

You sure it was the men's room?

I knew soon as i saw the word Austin things were fixing to get side ways, i should of looked away but couldn't.

…. Went over there years ago…. Not my kind of place lol

You should have walked up on it, take a brief peak, and then named its personal equipment.
You could have said something like, "Excuse me fine, whatever you are going by today, but do you mind if I name your personal equipment for you?"
"I will call it, Mr. Wiggly Bits."
Then wish it a great rest of the day and walk out.

He found…..Captain WINKY!

Leftlane, it’s clear we need to send you to summer camp in western Oregon to toughen you up a bit. This is the wonderful bold new world we all live in.
Btw, if it was after midnight did you wish it a happy Mother’s Day?

…. Summer camp in Oregon would do him some good

… he might get inundated with autograph requests once they find out he was a stunt double in brokeback mountain though lol

I have one of those Austin folk living down the road here. Short haired feminist who is angry she ain't no man.

… probably went to Arkansas cause she didn’t like Texas and California was too expensive

… don’t let swampfox see this lol

Funny thing is she is one of those PETA folk but likes to let her dogs run loose since we're in the country. Every now and then when I have beaver to catch I make sure I leave some out for the critters to have. Most times it's her dogs dragging those carcasses into her yard to chew on. lol. Those dogs get put up quick when they start bringing home treats. lol.

lol … make her regret it

….. hey Lefty fried up some shrimp for the wife and kids… mom out of town




… drank a few cool ones and I’m feeling good…. Feeling good again

… got Jesse Henry out here practicing his pitching… a good day