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Spelling A Word To Get Into Heaven #8453457
08/13/25 10:24 AM
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A lady dies and goes to heaven where she is greeted at the Golden Gate by an angel. The angel tells her she needs to spell a word to get into heaven.

"What's the word she asks?"

"Love", the angel says.

"L-O-V-E", she spells.

"Correct", the angel says and in she goes. Then the angel tells her it's time for his break and asks her if she would mind watching the gate for him for a couple hours. To which she says, "Fine".

About an hour goes by and who should approach the gate but her newly deceased husband. He asks her to let him in.

She tells him, "You will need to spell a word to get in first".

He says, "No problem. What's the word?"

She says, "Czechoslovakia".


My new car has a button for pretty much everything. Even has one that says rear wiper. Still too afraid to try that one.
Re: Spelling A Word To Get Into Heaven [Re: Trapper7] #8453462
08/13/25 10:33 AM
08/13/25 10:33 AM
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I feel like that needs Ex- in front of husband

because I am fairly certain my wife would have picked a much easier word to spell and she knows how bad I spell. maybe something like Glock where it only has one spelling.

cause my first though was spell I and then that could be interpreted eye or aye.

then again my wife left me a to do list for her funeral , check off the boxes and everything , call florist - tell them your name and when and where. call .... you get the idea all the phone numbers were included in the list.


America only has one issue, we have a Responsibility crisis and everything else stems from it.
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