I was hoping to flush a grouse. I have to do my best to get them with the outside of the pattern when I bring the 12 bore.

Now I heard all kinds of stories about your gun being painted in flowers and you show a 97? Don't be embarrassed or ashamed to use the flower gun. Squirrels may be attracted to the pink roses on it.

Didn't you tell me that you shoot a 28 gauge because the ammo fits perfectly in the lipstick holder in your purse?

Didn't you tell me that you shoot a 9mm Flobert to feel good about yourself in the shower?

Good job dad.

160, my six year old wants to come see you again. He said it was fun playing with someone his own size the other day.

Lol

Congratulations dad. Brings back memories.