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Re: * Im a Free Agent [Re: Providence Farm] #8471287
09/17/25 01:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Providence Farm
No man any time you do the deed you have a chance of making a child. Myself I dont want to deal with a woman i can't stand to have a conversation with and enjoy being around for the next few decades.



Your urologist can take care of that and make it a zero percent chance.

Takes about 30 minutes door to door.

10/10 would recommend


Stop over cooking your meat! It isn’t gamey, it’s over cooked!

Gordon Ramsey, maybe…
Re: * Im a Free Agent [Re: k snow] #8471288
09/17/25 01:54 PM
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Originally Posted by k snow
Who said anything about a stripper???????

The working her way through school part of the date a 21 year old clearly says stripper. Almost all strippers are just working their way through school.

Re: * Im a Free Agent [Re: 330-Trapper] #8471291
09/17/25 01:58 PM
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You guys probably should tune it down a bit.... the guys 80 years old and newly divorced......this is like giving a child to much sugar and a red bull to wash it down with

Re: * Im a Free Agent [Re: Providence Farm] #8471292
09/17/25 01:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Providence Farm
Originally Posted by k snow
Who said anything about a stripper???????

The working her way through school part of the date a 21 year old clearly says stripper. Almost all strippers are just working their way through school.


I said "dancer," they are the classy ones that entertain at Gentlemen's Clubs, haha.

Spent plenty of time with a gal just like that in school. Glad I dodged that bullet in the long run. Had some crazy times though.

Re: * Im a Free Agent [Re: DelawareRob] #8471293
09/17/25 02:01 PM
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Originally Posted by DelawareRob
Originally Posted by Providence Farm
No man any time you do the deed you have a chance of making a child. Myself I dont want to deal with a woman i can't stand to have a conversation with and enjoy being around for the next few decades.



Your urologist can take care of that and make it a zero percent chance.

Takes about 30 minutes door to door.

10/10 would recommend



Not for me. 1 I have no need I am married and want more kids but my wife is missing some important equipment these days. So she went from for entertainment and reproduction to for entertainment only. Im quite happy with my wife. But should anything happen like green county or our free agent my new 21 year old may just want kids someday. (kidding) Future grand kids will have to fill that spot. I dont think I would ever want another woman . I have my One out of 4 billion once in a lifetime time woman im good.

Re: * Im a Free Agent [Re: 330-Trapper] #8471295
09/17/25 02:04 PM
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I repeat...just say NO...lol

remember, for every single woman out there, there's a single man tired of her crap,
Internet is full of crazy, don't go there....

Take your time to decompress, or just do what Charlie Sheen suggests!.... grin

Re: * Im a Free Agent [Re: 330-Trapper] #8471297
09/17/25 02:09 PM
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My counselor told my for ever four years married it takes the average person 1 year to heal. You above or below average 330?

Re: * Im a Free Agent [Re: Yes sir] #8471303
09/17/25 02:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Yes sir
My counselor told my for ever four years married it takes the average person 1 year to heal. You above or below average 330?


Im probably gonna heal fast...Im 60 not 80


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Re: * Im a Free Agent [Re: 330-Trapper] #8471304
09/17/25 02:26 PM
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Originally Posted by 330-Trapper
Originally Posted by Yes sir
My counselor told my for ever four years married it takes the average person 1 year to heal. You above or below average 330?


Im probably gonna heal fast...Im 60 not 80





With that kind of optimism, I assume you have a date for Friday night already.


I have nothing clever to put here.





Re: * Im a Free Agent [Re: DelawareRob] #8471308
09/17/25 02:30 PM
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Originally Posted by DelawareRob
Originally Posted by Providence Farm
No man any time you do the deed you have a chance of making a child. Myself I dont want to deal with a woman i can't stand to have a conversation with and enjoy being around for the next few decades.



Your urologist can take care of that and make it a zero percent chance.

Takes about 30 minutes door to door.

10/10 would recommend


It's not zero percent. 2 in a 1000 fail.

I happen to work with a guy who is one of the two


"Gold is money, everything else is just credit" JP Morgan
Re: * Im a Free Agent [Re: 330-Trapper] #8471310
09/17/25 02:34 PM
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Hope you both find greener pastures

Re: * Im a Free Agent [Re: 330-Trapper] #8471314
09/17/25 02:41 PM
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Steven, hopefully the guy you work with gets a DNA test.

My urologist told me that if my wife gets pregnant, I should ask to meet her boyfriend.

As long as I followed the after procedure instructions of course.

Google said it’s a .04-.08% chance after three months.

Maybe my doctor is just really awesome or something.


Stop over cooking your meat! It isn’t gamey, it’s over cooked!

Gordon Ramsey, maybe…
Re: * Im a Free Agent [Re: 330-Trapper] #8471320
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He did. It's his.

Did you ask your doctor if he ever makes a mistake?

Scott keep your kids and grandkids at the front. They are more important than anything even yourself.

Take your time


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Re: * Im a Free Agent [Re: 330-Trapper] #8471324
09/17/25 02:57 PM
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Man, well, guess God said he needed another.
Congratulations to them, children are a blessing.

Yes, I asked. He said he has never had one fail. He had only been doing it for like 25 years or so.



Stop over cooking your meat! It isn’t gamey, it’s over cooked!

Gordon Ramsey, maybe…
Re: * Im a Free Agent [Re: Steven 49er] #8471325
09/17/25 03:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Steven 49er


Scott keep your kids and grandkids at the front. They are more important than anything even yourself.



X2 100%.

Re: * Im a Free Agent [Re: 330-Trapper] #8471327
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No date Friday Night Rob

But I like your advice " I agree. Look for one in their late 30's or early 40's instead."


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Re: * Im a Free Agent [Re: 330-Trapper] #8471331
09/17/25 03:16 PM
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Originally Posted by 330-Trapper
No date Friday Night Rob

But I like your advice " I agree. Look for one in their late 30's or early 40's instead."





Well, it's only Wednesday so you have time. Start throwing out the MoJo and they should swarm you.


I have nothing clever to put here.





Re: * Im a Free Agent [Re: 330-Trapper] #8471333
09/17/25 03:17 PM
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Lol


Stop over cooking your meat! It isn’t gamey, it’s over cooked!

Gordon Ramsey, maybe…
Re: * Im a Free Agent [Re: 330-Trapper] #8471341
09/17/25 03:38 PM
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Originally Posted by 330-Trapper
Im Hoping for a Fresh start With a Woman who would Love differently
Rob, gotta find one like that Rob and YS...

a guy can dream


Time to make a new set !

Can you imagine throwing bait down the same dirthole since

You were 14 ....

Live a little !!! Drive different cars !!!


It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Re: * Im a Free Agent [Re: 330-Trapper] #8471349
09/17/25 04:10 PM
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Not sure if a dirt hole is the proper analogy.

lol

Better than a post set I suppose.


Stop over cooking your meat! It isn’t gamey, it’s over cooked!

Gordon Ramsey, maybe…
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