Ok fellas I am currently sitting in my shop drinking a cold coors lite and listening to Hank Jr. on the speaker. Now in my 35 years of existence all here in the south I have seen plenty of different bugs before but what in the actual you know what is this??? It appears to be about an inch and a quarter to a inch and a half long. Definitely a new one on me.

Mole cricket

Thanks Savell! I have heard of them before but never actually seen one.

pig castrator

Lunch?

Can it leap over tall buildings?

You must be down by Benning, that's one of them crotch critters you find in those off limits establishments.

Pretty close about 45mins north of there. If the crotch critters are looking like this now I need to find a more upscale establishment asap!

First time I saw one I was thinking the same thing

Ugly critters