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Re: She went to the farmers market again
[Re: KeithC]
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10/22/25 02:32 PM
10/22/25 02:32 PM
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People from Benin, Togo and Ghana prefer silkie roosters for voodoo over other breeds, because of the dark skin.
Take a rooster in your left hand, hold it above your head twist the head off while praying to a Catholic saint combined with an African god. Hold the blood in with your left hand, while you pray. With your right hand, roll the pieces of a coconut split into 4 equal sized pieces, as you ask a yes/no question.
The best answer yes is from 2 white and 2 brown sides landing up, because their is balance. 4 white sides and 3 white sides are weaker yeses. 3 brown sides is no. 4 brown sides is heck no. If you roll 4 brown sides you will have bad misfortune until the spirit completely leaves the dead rooster. The way you can tell the spirit has left is by laying the dead rooster in a pristine, natural place, like a forest and waiting for it to stop smelling. Once it stops smelling, the spirit is gone.
If you don't want to experience misfortune, see your voodoo doctor and get a sacrifice prescription to fix what's wrong. Guineas are used for strength. Baby chicks are used for rejuvenation. Pigeons are used to clean bad energy out of a house and far seeing. Other animals have other specific purposes. The strongest animal you can sacrifice is a water turtle, but you have to be trained first.
Next, go see your voodoo pharmacist, which is me. I sell you the animals you need for what ails you. I sell $20,000.00 to $30,000.00 in animals for voodoo a year.
I don't believe voodoo works, but my clients definitely do.
Keith The rooster goes in the right hand. Everyone knows that!
I have nothing clever to put here.
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Re: She went to the farmers market again
[Re: 330-Trapper]
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10/22/25 02:51 PM
10/22/25 02:51 PM
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Well that depends Rob  I don’t want to know what hand you hold your chicken in!
I have nothing clever to put here.
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Re: She went to the farmers market again
[Re: 160user]
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10/22/25 06:26 PM
10/22/25 06:26 PM
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Joined: May 2009
Champaign County, Ohio.
KeithC
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People from Benin, Togo and Ghana prefer silkie roosters for voodoo over other breeds, because of the dark skin.
Take a rooster in your left hand, hold it above your head twist the head off while praying to a Catholic saint combined with an African god. Hold the blood in with your left hand, while you pray. With your right hand, roll the pieces of a coconut split into 4 equal sized pieces, as you ask a yes/no question.
The best answer yes is from 2 white and 2 brown sides landing up, because their is balance. 4 white sides and 3 white sides are weaker yeses. 3 brown sides is no. 4 brown sides is heck no. If you roll 4 brown sides you will have bad misfortune until the spirit completely leaves the dead rooster. The way you can tell the spirit has left is by laying the dead rooster in a pristine, natural place, like a forest and waiting for it to stop smelling. Once it stops smelling, the spirit is gone.
If you don't want to experience misfortune, see your voodoo doctor and get a sacrifice prescription to fix what's wrong. Guineas are used for strength. Baby chicks are used for rejuvenation. Pigeons are used to clean bad energy out of a house and far seeing. Other animals have other specific purposes. The strongest animal you can sacrifice is a water turtle, but you have to be trained first.
Next, go see your voodoo pharmacist, which is me. I sell you the animals you need for what ails you. I sell $20,000.00 to $30,000.00 in animals for voodoo a year.
I don't believe voodoo works, but my clients definitely do.
Keith The rooster goes in the right hand. Everyone knows that! This reminds me of a joke about having a wild card playing poker and a good hand. For magic they use the left hand because they believe a vein runs from there to the heart. Keith
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