Sort of like Giligan's Island, but they went on a 320 times longer tour, before running aground.

Keith

When you run from your responsibilities and ask to go for a swim, after 3 days, sushi doesn't smell that bad.

Keith

Cemetery security being investigated for not preventing a body snatching.

Keith

Dictator orders everyone to return to their country of origin for the census.

Keith

Teenage girl gives birth. Who's the father?

Keith

Disrupting the peace in a place of worship.

Keith

She's dried that man right there with her hair.

Keith

Fruit thieves found guilty, sentenced to permanent expulsion.

Keith

Local Gadarenes' farmers suffer a catastrophic livestock loss. Man responsible asked to leave the area.

Keith

Dang it Keith!!! Hahahaha!! Pretty darn good!!

To sum up best farming practices, control nuisance wildlife, remove stones, control weeds and sow in rich, deep soil.

Keith

Man does not like being picked on. 42 children die. Yogi and Booboo are happy.

Jordan River bathing facility closed, after proprietor loses his head.

Keith

After multiple passerbys fail to help mugging victim, victim's medical expenses taken care of by hospital chain founder.

Keith

In tough times, master chef still finds way to feed the masses, with limited resources.

Keith

The rich are found to be out of touch with what to give a newborn infant.

Keith

After getting high on Mount Horeb, by a burning bush, a shepherd finds a new purpose in life. He becomes the worst tour guide in history.

Keith

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Keith

Ironic that you posted that,,
I was thinking earlier today why no movie has ever been made about Elijah,, Elisha’s predecessor.
He really did some really cool stuff!! Especially were he ran as fast as the flash.

feller was starting to smell bad , so they took his roof apart and that woke him up from his 3 days out cold

You combined Luke 5 about the paralyzed man and John 11 about Lazarus. Lazarus was already in his tomb. The paralyzed man was the one brought through his roof.

Keith

when the instructions are to do it poorly/badly mixing it up is on par.

how about this on


I lost the foot race but the other guy didn't name himself in his gloat.