Im not able to compete with the morels until it cools down. But chicken and corn over red oak ought to be tasty. Feeding a few neighbor kids that could use a decent meal too.
What are you fine folks having?

… why don’t you try minding your own business

… it’s none of your concern what I’m eating

… yep … that just happened

That’s a first class dinner for a hungry troop of kiddos! Good work Big Sam!

We had tacos cause I have lettuce and tomatoes that need eaten up.

Now I wish that Savell had survived yotetrappers assassination attempt. You sir, are a butthole.

This particular Yankee was just trying to be nice and curious.

I hope you had McDonald's for supper.

Sounds like good eating;

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!
I can’t believe you called him a butthole!!!!

LOL I am just getting accused of everything today... running off Savell, being a lefty.....man am I a terrible person or what?

… ain’t no Macdonald around here boy …. But if you must know…. We had live kittens and deep fried pea gravel
I
… you can take them hahaha’s over to the humor forum smasher …. You understand me ?

https://trapperman.com/forum/ubbthreads.php/forums/6/1/trappers-humor

Yote, I guess it's not fair that I accuse you.

All I know is that I texted Savell after his abrupt absence. His wife responded saying that Savell had departed. Apparently she heard a noise outside and looked out the window to see Mississippi plates leaving the driveway. When she went outside, she found Savell laying on the ground, an unused sundried possum tail at his side
When asked what occurred, all she could make out was words that sounded like "goatslapper".

Seems pretty damning to me.

Just how many Grain Belts have you had while grilling that chicken, Sam? LOL

Savell finish your cod liver oil boy!!!

A couple. Lol.

But I still think you assassinated Savell!

elk steak and fresh garden lettuce.

…. I’s just kiddin … we’re having a picnic right now of potted meat … crackers and Tabasco flavored slim Jim’s

…. I hope everyone has a wonderful meal this evening

Watch out you know what’s lurking in that there potted meat…..

What does this "potted meat" consist of?

Fresh trout

…. How’d you prepare them ? … inquiring minds want to know

…. Equal parts “ don’t worry about” and “ mind your own business “ … with proprietary spices

Coldspringkidd, my evaluation of your character is complete.
I don't believe your status as a Texan, you must be a Yankee butthole.

Steak, sweet corn on the cob, beer bread, and cold chocolate pudding for desert.
Jim

Sounds good!
What sort of steak?

Looks good Sam.

Wife made taco soup ( I love soup) and sourdough bread.

…. Boy I’ll ride up there and climb you like a tree

…. You understand what I’m sayin ? … you better… ol knock kneed pollock

… yep …. That just happened

I'll beat you with a a frozen baby porcupine! Bring it on boy!!!

…. Go tend to your sorry lookin chicken legs before you get in too deep

…. That stuff you posted ain’t fit to feed a starvin african

Tell you what, boy, meet me at Macon Missouri, if you're actually a trapper you'll be there.
I'll make you supper, then I'll woop your sorry hind end. After that you can tell these fine people who the better man is!

Tonight rolled in ground up crackers with some salt and butter

…. Boy I wouldn’t ride all the way up to Missouri unless Jesse James was still active

…. Dang sure ain’t gonna do it just make a overgrown hair lip like you my woman

You sound like a frail and scared woman.
I'll be in Macon. I bet you're too cowardly to show.
This particular "overgrown hair lip will be waiting for you.

…. Yeah yeah …. You might think a little too highly of yourself

…. Just because you have an overactive pituitary gland doesn’t make you tough

Can I coach one or the other? Like Burgess Merideth in Rocky? Just so I can say “Yer a BUM!!!” I’ll bring towels and a bucket for spitting..

I don't think highly of myself, I just think lowly of you.

Smash, I want you on my side!

What role did he play on The original Batman ??

Burgess Meredith?
He was Batman!

…. You’re not the first to make that mistake

…. Now get out there and clean up your mess before you get hollored at or something boy

Nope

Nessmuck, I have no idea. I had things to do whilst growing up.

Great Value Savell, I already made my woman clean up. If you were the head of your household, you'd know that.

…. Ain’t nobody buying that

It's a clear fireplace, boy!
I'm just setting here drinking beer that she brought me.
Believe what you want. As I understand it, most Texans believe in the tooth fairy until they're 50. Of course... that's about the age that they start running out of teeth.

Penguin

Quit all that butthole talk, your gonna drive 160user crazy!

Burgess Meredith was the Penguin

Corky..who was the Riddler ??

Frank Gorshen?

Winnah Winnah !!