Wait what???? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I leave for a few months and this happens????

…. Amen

For Savell

The Kidd hasn't gone anywhere.

I heard he moved to a commune in Iowa…

Know for sure he was kidnapped by a band of Amazon winnin

I got word he recruited the Vink and Marty and is currently on a covert mission to locate the missing statue of Charles linn

Even a search in the user list...comes up empty !!

We got a problem here....and no leads...

Just a short pit stop on his way to Minnesota.

There's irony if I've ever seen it

… define “irony” for those in the class that may not have a vocabulary as advanced as yours if you don’t mind good sir

a contrast or incongruity between expectations and reality. It occurs when the literal meaning of a word or situation is the exact opposite of what is actually meant or what is expected to happen

An example might help too. Shall I use it in a sentence?

Maybe a new member, such as the ColdspringKidd, could step up and take the place of my dearly departed cousin Savell?

Keith

The problem with definitions is sometimes they tend to use big words. Maybe an example would help.

Let me think of a hypothetical example...

If someone was banned from a forum, then they started posting under a new account, while pretending to be a different person (because they're banned), it would be ironic for them to use this new account to post about the site being better off without their old account. The irony here is two fold. First, the person is criticizing themself, which is ironic. But the deeper irony is that they are posting a celebration of their own departure when in fact they they have not departed.

Does this example help at all?

I don't think thats iron, I think its gold.

…I didn’t finish reading all that …. Too much profanity for me

Well I do miss his humor.
The thread about using borax on his chest to soften and whiten up his chest hair. That still makes me laugh.
Jim

Coldspringkidd...maybe when you graduate high school...

Then get some college courses undah your belt...you'll be able to

Understand all that jargin..

I miss his skilled use of dots. He always knew just where to place 3 of them, like... you know...

The odd thing is some new feller is taking up the dots since Savell's departure.

I heard Savell caught that explosive diarrhea poo poo all over the house the wifey got madder than a hornet and sent him off to the river with a bar of irish spring to wash himself and a case of bud light.