Speaking of licking stuff,back in the day when I was about 8 or 9 years old my buddy stuck his tongue on the bridge rail in town.in january.
His tongue was froze instantly and he was trapped there.I told him I would save him by urinating on the rail.When I started to unzip my fly he yanked his tongue off the rail,leaving a piece of skin there.He was bleeding pretty good from his mouth but he was free.I dont recall him thanking me for saving him.

Never knew a trapper to give up that east and cant read the sign. BTW I am mid 70 s and type with 1 or 2 fingers.