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Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! #2635871
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I had a friend come stay with me for a week and I bet she went through a roll of toilet paper everyday and im talking the BIG rolls! A package of toilet paper usually lasts me a couple months. Im glad I aint got a woman living with me permanently, GEEZ!


Originally Posted By: Hupurest
She should stay home and do more cooking like Babe Winkelmans wife did, and let her husband have some peace and quiet.
Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse] #2635874
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Trust me, if all it cost you was toilet paper, you did good!! mad

Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse] #2635879
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I agree Bud......


Ordinary men can do extrodinary things....

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Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse] #2635887
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I'm glad I'm not the only one who realizes this! When my now-ex moved in with me I was totally blown away at how fast we were going through the tp. It proves once again something I learned quick... women are expensive. In fact the only reason I'm single now is because I can't afford a girlfriend.

Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse] #2635897
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Ya'll sound like my husband.....lol

Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse] #2635899
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Consider the alternative.........


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Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse] #2635906
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They got more goin' on. Consider it an investment.


Trapping and predator hunting since 1984: "So that others may live."
Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse] #2635916
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put a thick telephone book or catalog in the john and hide the tp. aintcha got no raisin,lol

Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse] #2635994
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Found this to be so true, I ask the wife why they don't do what men do.

Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: white17] #2635999
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Originally Posted By: white17
Consider the alternative.........


I have, but come on, nobody needs a catcher's mit.

Last edited by HobbieTrapper; 07/07/11 08:25 AM.

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Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: white17] #2636000
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Originally Posted By: white17
Consider the alternative.........
LMBO

Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse] #2636007
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Originally Posted By: greggsinthehouse
I had a friend come stay with me for a week and I bet she went through a roll of toilet paper everyday and im talking the BIG rolls! A package of toilet paper usually lasts me a couple months. Im glad I aint got a woman living with me permanently, GEEZ!


I hear a change in diet can cause you to use the bath room more often. I'll bet she wasn't use to eatting possums!

Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse] #2636019
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Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: newears] #2636033
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Originally Posted By: newears
Found this to be so true, I ask the wife why they don't do what men do.




They don't do what men do cause there's nothin to shake.LMAO

Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse] #2636056
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I try to get my wife to drip dry lol


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Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse] #2636247
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Huntnut, grin, thats funny right there


Originally Posted By: Hupurest
She should stay home and do more cooking like Babe Winkelmans wife did, and let her husband have some peace and quiet.
Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse] #2636258
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I have invented a turbine attached to the toilet paper holder. It powers a good portion of my lighting when women are in the house. While that is not much, it does offset the cost of the product by a bit.


Man who mistake shillelagh for fairy wand; see pixie dust, also.
Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse] #2636264
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LOL !!


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Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse] #2636276
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My wife thinks I'm crazy when I confront her about it. Like it's normal to go thru a 24 double roll pak in 2 weeks or something. I've been teaching my little girl 2 pieces for #1 and 3 pieces for #2. Seems to work just fine for the two of us.

Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse] #2636280
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When I was a bachelor I would by a 12 pack of the stuff. One roll for January, 1 for February.....

After I was married and had a daughter in the house I learned it was more like 1 roll for Monday, 1 for tuesday........I truely believe that women sit in the can and eat a half a roll at a time.


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