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Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse] #2636518
07/07/11 03:31 PM
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At least he uses 3 or 4 sheets to wipe, and not a bowl of water and his left hand. LMAO


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Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse] #2636529
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To be honest, I never counted the little squares when I wipe. I just pull off a strip a foot or so long. Fold, Wipe, inspect and repeat as needed. If it happens to be a dump that is like axel grease, Clean up might be a bit more extensive. In corn season, 3 squares just might do it. It is what it is!


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Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: bic] #2636533
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Originally Posted By: bic
In corn season, 3 squares just might do it. It is what it is!


I thought he was going to say he used the dried cobs


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Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: bic] #2636534
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[quote=bic] I just pull off a strip a foot or so long. Fold, Wipe, inspect and repeat as needed.quote]

Oh, so you are a folder.........


I have nothing clever to put here.





Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse] #2636538
07/07/11 03:44 PM
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LOL! Is this thread archive material ?

Maybe the Wildcraft forum ?


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Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse] #2636544
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If you don't like the TP usage in your house invest in a Bidet. I am sure that little stream of water is giong to clean ya up nicely. Thing is I don't complain how much paper is used in my house. As long as you are clean and I don't have to de-strip your undeies prior to washing them use a fist full as far as I am concerned. Nothing worse then racing striped undies.


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Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: Paula] #2636547
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Originally Posted By: Paula
Nothing worse then racing striped undies.


Really? You mean not everyone has the skid marks?


I have nothing clever to put here.





Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse] #2636578
07/07/11 04:22 PM
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This is probably the most hilarious thing I've heard/read/seen in a long time!

Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse] #2636583
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Yep, 160, I am man enough to admit...I am a Folder! Isn't anything nastier than a breach in the TP barrier, then having to clean out under your fingernails! I FOLD and play it safe!


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Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: 160user] #2636586
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Originally Posted By: 160user
Originally Posted By: Paula
Nothing worse then racing striped undies.


Really? You mean not everyone has the skid marks?



No 160 stripes and skid marks are not an object to be proud of. Disgusted, embarresed, fearful, all come to mind, but not pride.


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Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: bic] #2636587
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Originally Posted By: bic
Yep, 160, I am man enough to admit...I am a Folder! Isn't anything nastier than a breach in the TP barrier, then having to clean out under your fingernails! I FOLD and play it safe!



Well at least you can say ya got'a little tail sick sick cry cry eek eek

Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: bic] #2636588
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Originally Posted By: bic
Yep, 160, I am man enough to admit...I am a Folder! Isn't anything nastier than a breach in the TP barrier, then having to clean out under your fingernails! I FOLD and play it safe!



By the way Bic, ain't you a nail biter? grin

Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse] #2636592
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There is a man that just got done eating dinner and he was on his way to a party.

Half way there he said, "man i really gotta take a dump." he got off the freeway, found an abandoned gas station went in there and took a dump.

While he was taking this dump he read a sign that said "There is no tolet paper... You have wipe your butt with your first two fingers, then stick them out the hole and they will be licked clean for you."

Well, he had no choice so he wiped his butt with his fingers and stuck them out the hole.

All of a sudden a guy with two bricks smacked his fingers.

The man screamed with pain and licked his own fingers.

Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse] #2636594
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If you have to wipe, you ain't got enough cheese in your diet.


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Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse] #2636595
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I bet you guys who count squares and are overly conscious of the exact usage per wipe recycle the ripped off squares when encountered with the befuddled predicament known as the clean mystery wipe where absolutely no evidence of what just occurred exist ... how does that happen anyway? do you hang on to those squares or do you sacrifice 3 squares and deal with the anguish??? lol smile

Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse] #2636597
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Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse] #2636604
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I don't really keep a tally but as a chic I would think a roll a day is abit much! My lord did she wear 4 inch thick make up!?

Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: bic] #2636607
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Originally Posted By: bic
Yep, 160, I am man enough to admit...I am a Folder! Isn't anything nastier than a breach in the TP barrier, then having to clean out under your fingernails! I FOLD and play it safe!


I will let you in on the secret to using the "mountain money" from an MRE. First, fold the little wad of TP into 1/4's like this...


Next, cut off one corner but do NOT throw it away.....


Stick your middle finger through the hole and clean out your tailpipe with it. Drag the TP off your finger to clean it and discard.



Now, use the little corner to clean the pooh out from under your fingernail. That is the ONLY way possible to wipe your hiney with 3 sheets of TP!



I have nothing clever to put here.





Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse] #2636616
07/07/11 04:48 PM
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I personally unroll until it hits the floor, do the wipe, then repeat. I'm a "looker". . . if the second swabbing didn't take care of it, I continue on until I'm happy with the results!

My girls (wife and two daughters) go through a lot. Although not as much as they used to since I started making them run the plunger when they over-used.


"if someone did that to my cowboy boots id punch em right in the face." - Barry Leroy
Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse] #2636617
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omg 160, Oh my!

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