Ring, ring. Hey phil (previous customer) there is a dead animal in my driveway can you come get it?

What is it Jim?

I don't know, it looks like a fox but has a large white ring on it's tail, it's brown and fluffy.

OK Jim, email me a picture.

Jim calls one hour later - uh, Phil, sorry, it was a stuffed animal the dog dragged over from next door.

lol nice. hey did you get my reply email?

Nope. When did you send?
My email is philnich3138@comcast.net

Apparently Phil does not get enough spam, but maybe this will help his ranking with the spam community.

Not to be outdone by the Philster, today we sent one of our techs to a home with a ( recorded ) chirping noise. Since we sent our most senor technician, he solved the problem in short order. The man had a key finder on his key ring and the battery was low; hence the chirping sound. ( I'm sure if the battery on his smoke detector runs low, we'll get called back )

We had an unrulely printer, with a paper jam this summer. Customer decided to euthanize it.

Spam has a lot more products now.

Spam is good with ..... nothig

I got a notice that there waS AN ALIGATOR IN THE ROAD

Spam is good with ..... nothing

I got a notice that there waS AN ALIGATOR IN THE ROAD.. notice was on CB channel 19, thought I would be first and collect a great hide. Turns out An alligator in CB talk is a blown out thrown out retread tire thread.

Hear that from West side of state operator Wayne Langman a long time ago.

Highway alligators are very common on interstates in summer.

Road gators do make good shoe soles though!

Actually they have a lot of uses for us dirt people. Just don't get yourself killed picking them up.