Seams like every time I arrive to a a job I got to go,,,,,,......

www.ratgrips.com

That looks great, I am going to have to try that on my AR.

I think Vinke means "P" ...not his link LOL

I have that same issue. So a fer miles before I get to a job, I "take care of it" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAD3LM3liWM

I have probably peed in some of the finest yards in the southeast in my time.

Always need to check the bushes and behind the heat pump for "sign".

I have only had one job so far that every time I would show up I would have to go. I don't know what it was about that house, I even went 30 minutes before arrival and it made no difference.

Quart Gatorade bottle stowed behind the seat for just this reason. Parking lot with no security cameras, driver's door and rear passenger suicide style door opened to provide some privacy and filler up!

Get caught for indecent exposure and be placed on the sexual preditors list on-line. Not worth the two minutes it takes to stop at a gas station. Not to mention how unprofessional it is. I would call the law myself if I caught you in my yard.

Wow........

They say to drink a couple gt. of water before you leave to stay hydrated. I have had prostrate cancer ten years ago. One of the side effect is having a weak bladder I guess you would call it.
I know every john with in several miles. No outdoor stuff. You can get nailed as a sex afender in this State.

Everet, at least you've got a ( not so good ) reason. What's my excuse?

Paul:
I guess I would suggest that you check with your doctor, he has to make a living to :>)
Good luck!

Everet, you must be somewhat new to this forum. I have doctors that are fighting each other to get me for a patient. ( And now that I'm on Medicare, it's turned into a brawl )

24 oz monster can, just remember to throw it out and not get ya a big drink..

I sincerely hope that isn't the voice of experience speaking.

I just wanted to say one little bit in all seriousness!

I used to hold it in on the ADC Line, put the urge aside until it was convenient... sometimes hours...sure the burn and urge could and would be set aside... but I am now at Home using a Catheter 5 times a day after Bladder surgery.
My bladder was causing me problems all Summer and I was too embarrased to go in and see a doctor... finally I was only dribbling and had to make the appointment. I was blessed with a Super Specialist Urologist right off the bat. He said after a bladder scan, that I was holding 3 times what is healthy and recommended immediate surgery. I had the surgery on the last day of the year and Now am waiting for my bladder to shrink back as the Doc says it should. [b][I say all this to you all because we're brothers in the Game, and I read a thread like this a while back and waited. I just hope that if you have to stop on the way to a job and go that you will just do it... don't hold it in, and if there is a Need Please see a specialist, not just your doctor./b]

*** on a side note, I am now sleeping 8 hours a night, and I have anothere good side affect since the surgery, my Stomach has more room now to digest my food and no more loosness and imodium every other day. I had toxins in my system that caused all that.

Sincerely, Scott

See Scott, you made me feel much better. I'm wearing the carpet down, going back and forth to the john all night long.

Scott:
I hope you get back to normal soon! I try and not drink anything after 8:00 o'clock at night. If I stick to the 8:00 rule, I only get up twice a night. One of the best things you can do for your self is not smoke, and keep the weight down and see the doctor one or twice a year. JMO

Everet, I haven't smoked for 32 years, I weigh the same as I did in high school, and I see my doctor every time I fall off of a roof. ( And I still pee a lot )

Paul:
The first thing I would say, "stay off the roofs",:>) You can not pee more out than you take in.
Stop drinking so much. But then again they say drink a couple qt. of water a day. If I did that I would never get any work done.

Yeah, but just think of all the urinating post sets you could put in.

P.S. My wife took away my ladders and won't give them back.

Vinke, I peed in your yard while I was out...that count ?

My plan if I ever get busted is to say it's a natural repellent and I'm just doing my job. Lol

I sometimes wonder what I would say if I was caught peeing in a bottle in my truck. I believe as long as nobody could see your tally whacker you should be alright. Women breast feed in public with a towel over themselves right?

Jake, you forced me to once again relate this story; A guy is making a dirt hole set and through the trees, many hundreds of yards away, he sees a competitor, in another field, also making a dirt hole set. On his way back to his vehicle, our trapper decides to help put the odds in his favor and goes out of his way to pee all over his competitor's dirt hole. Well, we all know what happened; next day our trapper goes to check his dirt hole and nothing; but of course, there is a beautiful large red fox bouncing around in his competitor's set. ( And although this story is quite old, I believe it is also quite true )

Paul, I'm not sure if your story is true but I have a first hand account that IS true. Many years ago, I had a ridge set up for fox. Another trapper moved in and set a trap 15 feet from mine. He did this at 4 different locations. As much as I am ashamed to admit, my temper was much hotter when I was younger. Anyhow, I was suffering from a nasty head cold so at the last set, I hawked a big luggie on HIS set. The next morning, I checked the traps early. When I got to that last set, He had a nice adult grey fox spinning around in his set. I had to laugh because karma bit me in the arse and I deserved it. I have never done such a thing ever since.

OK guys all this talk about pissing and spitting on sets is gonna put the bait and lure makers out of business.

This past bow season I was 25 ft up a tree on a windy, rainy morning, shivering so hard I wouldn't have hit a deer if I did see one. So I marked the area from way up there figuring there aren't any deer moving. And sure enough there came a 7 pointer which came nosing around right under my tree within 5 minutes , until I missed him. Then he ran away, until the following week, when I got him

az suck because everyone has cameras............. SMILE and go WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO dog!!

Just remember the suicide door pretinding to look for something discreet bottle pee is only discreet if you are not jumping up and down from one foot to the other and then tilting your head back and saying "Oh yeah, oh, AHHHHHHHHH-AHHHHH-OOOOOOOOO-EEEEE-Ahhhhh".

A long time ago, when I was a gubmint employee I had an incident involving a long road trip and a chocolate hershies kiss that fell between my legs and melted under my butt. I eventually found a place to pull over and try to clean up the seat of my pants with some napkins and bottled water. Imagine my surprise when some hikers came up over the bank at that pull-off. You can say a lot of things in a circumstance like that but none of them matter, conclusions are drawn and people tend to go with those conclusions.

Andy, the obvious thing to do ( And we are all thinking the same thing ) was to reach down, get your finger full of Hersheys, stick it in your mouth, and say, "Oh, that's good!"

lol......

Thanks Paul now I am running to the store to buy hersey kisses to do just that to my kids when they have friends over.