Maybe some of you can relate to this fairly regularly reoccurring conversation:

Fiction: Yeah, I own a successful animal removal business.

Truth: I own one third of an animal business and my wife is the boss.

Fiction: Yeah, I've got two of my kids working for me too.

Truth: I've been working for them for years now.

Fiction: I semi-retired now so I don't have to work as much.

Truth: I'm working just as hard as ever but all I get paid is Social Security. ( I made more money in 1966 )

Truth: At least the grandkids love me. ( Yeah, because were almost the same age ) Well, one out of four ain't bad.