The very first person that Advanced Wildlife Control hired was a classmate of my son. Scott is a college grad and having a degree in communication, makes him the guy that everyone of you would love to hire for your first employee.

It seems that Scott has found the exact person that he wants to spend the rest of his life with. Scott will be getting hitched tomorrow and everyone of us will be there.

Scott stopped by today to pick up his check and I was able to talk to him. Since he was nice enough to have his wedding in the least busy part of the year, I asked him how much money we should give him as a wedding present.

His answer was very professional: "Take a large manila envelope, keep stuffing it with cash, and when no more will fit, you will have just the right amount."

P.S. I am not making this up.

$1 bills are cash! Sounds like a Bachelor party I was at once, only it wasn't an envelope that got stuffed.