Since the customers already get filtered by my lovely bride and my very knowledgeable daughter, I can only come up with one **** no, right off hand. ( If I come up with others, I will let you know. I happen to think this is a great topic! )
Anyway, I go to this multi-pest job and it ain't real close. The customer is either widowed or divorced. ( I'm going with divorced ) She is a PITA right from the start. I finally can't take it anymore and I told her so!
I'm about to leave, when this expensive car pulls in. Out jumps this Hollywood type guy, his gorgeous wife, and his two kids. He comes up to me, shakes my hand and introduces himself. ( He's the customer's son from Washington D.C. )
I introduce myself and explain that his mother and I don't see eye to eye on her problems. He says. "Yeah, I know about her problems and I'm well aware that she's a PITA. Do me a favor; We'll be here for a couple of weeks. Set her up and take care of the problems and we will forever be indebted."
Since I'm well acquainted with mothers, I did the job and I am happy to say that it was as profitable as any of our better jobs. Okay, now here's the kicker; Her son, ( I later found out ) was a very prominent member of the Federal Bureau of Investigation.
Disclaimer: This happened many years ago and I can say with all sincerity that it really increased my respect for the the Federal Bureau of Investigation. Unfortunately, the FBI is only as strong as the President. In other words, they now suck!