This Humor Is Getting To Be An Everyday Thing
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Paul Winkelmann
 
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Got a call from a company that everyone of you would recognize. They are having problems with woodchucks and skunks.( Who isn't?) 
  So the designated maintenance foreman is taking me around to get the lay of the land. We come to an enclosed area and I tell him 
  that I'd like to check it out, so he opens the gate and in we go. There against the wall is a brand new 2-door Havahart with both 
  door down and the box it came in still neatly wrapped around it. So I asked, "What is in there?" The guy responds, "Nothing, the 
  boss gave it a good kick this morning and nothing moved, so it's empty. So naturally I pulled the cage out of the box a little
  ways, and looked in. I looked at the foreman and said, "Tell your boss that Mrs. Skunk is inside the cage and she is not at all 
  happy!" "But you can remove her, right?" "Oh yeah, that's what we do." And there was just enough odor to know I was telling the 
  truth 
 
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Re: This Humor Is Getting To Be An Everyday Thing
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I read this today and for some reason I felt compelled to share. Urban Meyer is the Ohio State Football coach and asked his wife:
  "In your wildest dreams, could you ever imagine me winning my first 24 games at Ohio State?"
  Her answer was a classic: "Honey, you're not in my wildest dreams!!!" 
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Re: This Humor Is Getting To Be An Everyday Thing
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 08/16/14 10:26 PM
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Got a call from a company that everyone of you would recognize. They are having problems with woodchucks and skunks.( Who isn't?) 
  So the designated maintenance foreman is taking me around to get the lay of the land. We come to an enclosed area and I tell him 
  that I'd like to check it out, so he opens the gate and in we go. There against the wall is a brand new 2-door Havahart with both 
  door down and the box it came in still neatly wrapped around it. So I asked, "What is in there?" The guy responds, "Nothing, the 
  boss gave it a good kick this morning and nothing moved, so it's empty. So naturally I pulled the cage out of the box a little
  ways, and looked in. I looked at the foreman and said, "Tell your boss that Mrs. Skunk is inside the cage and she is not at all 
  happy!" "But you can remove her, right?" "Oh yeah, that's what we do." And there was just enough odor to know I was telling the 
  truth  IS IT JUST ME OR WHY DOES YOUR FORMAT SHOW LIKE LIKE  THIS ON MY COMPUTER  PAUL?????  
 
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