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Re: Farting while deer hunting [Re: BernieB.] #6324512
09/13/18 11:51 PM
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When my son was little my father in law took him deer hunting. I remember my father in coming back afterward and laughing. Said the were sitting in the stand all quiet and my father in law let a silent one slip. He said my son whispered Grandpa get ready I can smell one close. grin
Jim

Last edited by jabNE; 09/13/18 11:53 PM.

Money cannot buy you happiness, buy it can buy you a trapping license and that's pretty close.
Re: Farting while deer hunting [Re: Boco] #6324520
09/14/18 12:00 AM
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Originally Posted By: Boco
Exercise your sphincter so you can do predator calls,goose calls,buck grunts etc.


I bet an elk call would take some practice.


Bob ~ AKA The Skunk Whisperer
Re: Farting while deer hunting [Re: BernieB.] #6324541
09/14/18 12:18 AM
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Would definitely need a tube for elk.


I know I'm paranoid......but am I paranoid ENOUGH???
Re: Farting while deer hunting [Re: Fisherman] #6324584
09/14/18 01:20 AM
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Originally Posted By: Fisherman
Guess I don't need my grunt tube.


Yup....I think the more natural sound ...will bring them in...!


It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Re: Farting while deer hunting [Re: BernieB.] #6324589
09/14/18 01:22 AM
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Live everyday like it is the last day of your life!
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Re: Farting while deer hunting [Re: BernieB.] #6324591
09/14/18 01:24 AM
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Iam friggin crying,reading all these posts ......


It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Re: Farting while deer hunting [Re: BernieB.] #6324617
09/14/18 02:27 AM
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Congrats on your buck too, by the way. Nice shot.


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Re: Farting while deer hunting [Re: BernieB.] #6324712
09/14/18 05:18 AM
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I'm going to give all you young guys the best advice you are ever going to get,when you reach a certain age......NEVER trust a fart.
Yeah you laugh,just remember, I warned you.

Re: Farting while deer hunting [Re: BernieB.] #6324757
09/14/18 10:01 AM
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You know all you can do is laugh if you let one fly and all you hear and see below is crashing noises and big white tail flags as they run off. You can laugh and think yep can clear the area just like at home!
Also, one-piece zip up insulated coveralls are the worst. Everything comes up and out the neck hole...right under your nose.

Jim

Last edited by jabNE; 09/14/18 10:20 AM.

Money cannot buy you happiness, buy it can buy you a trapping license and that's pretty close.
Re: Farting while deer hunting [Re: BernieB.] #6324825
09/14/18 11:39 AM
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Getting older is not fun. I am starting to understand what my grandpa meant when he used to say. "I miss the days when I used to have wet dreams and dry farts"


I can't believe that cop put me in the back seat when I clearly called shotgun.
Re: Farting while deer hunting [Re: BernieB.] #6324925
09/14/18 03:11 PM
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Well I suppose this thread took the turn I expected......

Re: Farting while deer hunting [Re: BernieB.] #6324933
09/14/18 03:40 PM
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I tried Bernie, but I guess I got swept up in it too.


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Re: Farting while deer hunting [Re: BernieB.] #6324943
09/14/18 04:00 PM
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Deer fart, bears fart, everything farts in the woods.........

So not only does a bear crap in the woods, they fart too..

Who will pay the carbon emission tax on wildlife fartin in the woods?


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Re: Farting while deer hunting [Re: BernieB.] #6324989
09/14/18 05:04 PM
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LOL - finally a very serious discussion about a real life issue! you made my day!

Re: Farting while deer hunting [Re: BernieB.] #6325005
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Shoot'm before they get in smelling range, problem solved.

Heck, the Indians were smart enough to throw their bows away when introduced to a gun.

Re: Farting while deer hunting [Re: Boco] #6325018
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Originally Posted By: Boco
Exercise your sphincter so you can do predator calls,goose calls,buck grunts etc.


I have been practicing "dueling banjos" lately but just can't get the right tone yet.


I have nothing clever to put here.





Re: Farting while deer hunting [Re: jabNE] #6325111
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Originally Posted By: jabNE
When my son was little my father in law took him deer hunting. I remember my father in coming back afterward and laughing. Said the were sitting in the stand all quiet and my father in law let a silent one slip. He said my son whispered Grandpa get ready I can smell one close. grin
Jim


That made me laugh!!! Thx


Every day is a gift from GOD, don't waste it!!

If they have plenty of food, give them something interesting to smell
Re: Farting while deer hunting [Re: Boco] #6325210
09/14/18 11:53 PM
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Originally Posted By: Boco
Exercise your sphincter so you can do predator calls,goose calls,buck grunts etc.




LMAO, Now this fella is the resident sphincter exercising expert of Trapperman, and I can't even begin to think of anyone else more deserving of such a title. He will post something here soon, and you will see first hand his fine example of his sphincter exercising techniques. Congratulations Boco on you grand title, Did the queen have to thump you on the head with a sword, or was it a toilet brush ?? laugh



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Re: Farting while deer hunting [Re: BernieB.] #6325271
09/15/18 01:09 AM
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I don't think farting scares them unless there real close. The sky dump,now that's a reason to hunt somewhere else


Don't do anything you don't want to explain to the paramedics. I do appreciate a good story tho.
Re: Farting while deer hunting [Re: 160user] #6327639
09/18/18 02:28 AM
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Originally Posted By: 160user
Originally Posted By: Boco
Exercise your sphincter so you can do predator calls,goose calls,buck grunts etc.


I have been practicing "dueling banjos" lately but just can't get the right tone yet.


Think you need a few more Oatmeal Cookies...to achieve the Dueling Banjo notes ....


It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
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