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#6324438 - 09/13/18 05:17 PM Re: Farting while deer hunting [Re: BernieB.]
AKAjust Offline
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Registered: 03/23/14
Posts: 462
Loc: SE Iowa USA
You might blow up if you don't fart. LOL
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#6324512 - 09/13/18 06:51 PM Re: Farting while deer hunting [Re: BernieB.]
jabNE Offline
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Registered: 08/25/13
Posts: 3703
Loc: Hickman, Nebraska
When my son was little my father in law took him deer hunting. I remember my father in coming back afterward and laughing. Said the were sitting in the stand all quiet and my father in law let a silent one slip. He said my son whispered Grandpa get ready I can smell one close. grin
Jim


Edited by jabNE (09/13/18 06:53 PM)
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#6324520 - 09/13/18 07:00 PM Re: Farting while deer hunting [Re: Boco]
odiferous Offline
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Registered: 08/23/18
Posts: 221
Loc: Central, NY
Originally Posted By: Boco
Exercise your sphincter so you can do predator calls,goose calls,buck grunts etc.


I bet an elk call would take some practice.
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#6324541 - 09/13/18 07:18 PM Re: Farting while deer hunting [Re: BernieB.]
Gary Benson Offline
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Registered: 12/23/06
Posts: 5790
Loc: Sandhills Nebraska
Would definitely need a tube for elk.
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#6324584 - 09/13/18 08:20 PM Re: Farting while deer hunting [Re: Fisherman]
Nessmuck Offline
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Registered: 11/14/11
Posts: 8344
Loc: New Hampshire
Originally Posted By: Fisherman
Guess I don't need my grunt tube.


Yup....I think the more natural sound ...will bring them in...!
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#6324589 - 09/13/18 08:22 PM Re: Farting while deer hunting [Re: BernieB.]
Dead Coyote Offline
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Registered: 02/23/07
Posts: 5166
Loc: Slaughter Slough, MN
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#6324591 - 09/13/18 08:24 PM Re: Farting while deer hunting [Re: BernieB.]
Nessmuck Offline
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Registered: 11/14/11
Posts: 8344
Loc: New Hampshire
Iam friggin crying,reading all these posts ......
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#6324617 - 09/13/18 09:27 PM Re: Farting while deer hunting [Re: BernieB.]
odiferous Offline
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Registered: 08/23/18
Posts: 221
Loc: Central, NY
Congrats on your buck too, by the way. Nice shot.
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#6324712 - 09/14/18 12:18 AM Re: Farting while deer hunting [Re: BernieB.]
trapr Offline
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Registered: 12/31/06
Posts: 1400
Loc: idaho falls idaho
I'm going to give all you young guys the best advice you are ever going to get,when you reach a certain age......NEVER trust a fart.
Yeah you laugh,just remember, I warned you.

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#6324757 - 09/14/18 05:01 AM Re: Farting while deer hunting [Re: BernieB.]
jabNE Offline
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Registered: 08/25/13
Posts: 3703
Loc: Hickman, Nebraska
You know all you can do is laugh if you let one fly and all you hear and see below is crashing noises and big white tail flags as they run off. You can laugh and think yep can clear the area just like at home!
Also, one-piece zip up insulated coveralls are the worst. Everything comes up and out the neck hole...right under your nose.

Jim


Edited by jabNE (09/14/18 05:20 AM)
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#6324825 - 09/14/18 06:39 AM Re: Farting while deer hunting [Re: BernieB.]
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Registered: 03/08/13
Posts: 654
Loc: mt
Getting older is not fun. I am starting to understand what my grandpa meant when he used to say. "I miss the days when I used to have wet dreams and dry farts"
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#6324925 - 09/14/18 10:11 AM Re: Farting while deer hunting [Re: BernieB.]
BernieB. Offline
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Registered: 01/08/07
Posts: 1063
Loc: Northern Minnesota
Well I suppose this thread took the turn I expected......

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#6324933 - 09/14/18 10:40 AM Re: Farting while deer hunting [Re: BernieB.]
odiferous Offline
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Registered: 08/23/18
Posts: 221
Loc: Central, NY
I tried Bernie, but I guess I got swept up in it too.
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#6324943 - 09/14/18 11:00 AM Re: Farting while deer hunting [Re: BernieB.]
Coyote Clayton Offline
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Registered: 10/31/15
Posts: 175
Loc: Southcenrtal Kansas
Deer fart, bears fart, everything farts in the woods.........

So not only does a bear crap in the woods, they fart too..

Who will pay the carbon emission tax on wildlife fartin in the woods?
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#6324989 - 09/14/18 12:04 PM Re: Farting while deer hunting [Re: BernieB.]
CallmeBob Offline
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Registered: 11/10/16
Posts: 315
Loc: Wisconsin, USA
LOL - finally a very serious discussion about a real life issue! you made my day!
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#6325005 - 09/14/18 12:57 PM Re: Farting while deer hunting [Re: BernieB.]
hippie Offline
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Registered: 02/22/10
Posts: 5770
Loc: pa
Shoot'm before they get in smelling range, problem solved.

Heck, the Indians were smart enough to throw their bows away when introduced to a gun.

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#6325018 - 09/14/18 01:12 PM Re: Farting while deer hunting [Re: Boco]
160user Offline
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Registered: 01/06/07
Posts: 11535
Loc: MN
Originally Posted By: Boco
Exercise your sphincter so you can do predator calls,goose calls,buck grunts etc.


I have been practicing "dueling banjos" lately but just can't get the right tone yet.
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#6325111 - 09/14/18 04:17 PM Re: Farting while deer hunting [Re: jabNE]
Michigan Trappin Offline
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Registered: 05/20/14
Posts: 4156
Loc: Southwest Michigan
Originally Posted By: jabNE
When my son was little my father in law took him deer hunting. I remember my father in coming back afterward and laughing. Said the were sitting in the stand all quiet and my father in law let a silent one slip. He said my son whispered Grandpa get ready I can smell one close. grin
Jim


That made me laugh!!! Thx
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#6325210 - 09/14/18 06:53 PM Re: Farting while deer hunting [Re: Boco]
ringtailtrapper Offline
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Registered: 04/28/09
Posts: 1148
Loc: Illinois
Originally Posted By: Boco
Exercise your sphincter so you can do predator calls,goose calls,buck grunts etc.




LMAO, Now this fella is the resident sphincter exercising expert of Trapperman, and I can't even begin to think of anyone else more deserving of such a title. He will post something here soon, and you will see first hand his fine example of his sphincter exercising techniques. Congratulations Boco on you grand title, Did the queen have to thump you on the head with a sword, or was it a toilet brush ?? laugh



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#6325271 - 09/14/18 08:09 PM Re: Farting while deer hunting [Re: BernieB.]
paradork Offline
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Registered: 09/02/12
Posts: 134
Loc: Northern MI
I don't think farting scares them unless there real close. The sky dump,now that's a reason to hunt somewhere else
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